give me a toot, i'll sell you my soulboost my things and i'll go far
if you learn the rap to magic by b.o.b (feat. rivers cuomo) some say that you may in fact learn how to manipulate the very forces of nature
remember that doctor who episode were the doctor panicked cause the stars disappeared and none of the writers realised no-one would notice cause that's just light pollution
if dio was in the cure it'd be boys don't wrrrryyyyyyy
Smash the boost if you agree
im ronnie pickering
phoning up the movie director to tell him cats don't look like that actually. just wanted to check in case he thought that maybe they did look like that (they don't).
led zeppelin plagiarised the wiggles
when the emoji person is the right way round: (:
when the emoji person is the wronh way round: :(
surely old roger has this
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haha get rolled noob
"Fly Me To The Moon" is a stupid song. you cannot "play among the stars". theyre massive and hot and far apart. if you even survived, you could perhaps play with one star at a time, or two in a binary system, at maximum.
songs are stupid. i hate metaphor. fuck off
female elf NPC: "we can continue this no longer. think of your wife."male elf NPC: *sitting on the floor looking up at her, very nearly crying*
me: "so you guys got any quests or"
thinking about big bird again. a big strong man. like an oak. i look up to him. he’s everything i wanna be
take a minute to thank morgan
🎶 John at the bar is a friend of mineHe gets me my twinks for free 🎶
getting kicked out of my polling place for doing the epic fortnite dance
the battle bus sends a poor message to children about the importance of good public transport
how progressive of epic games to repalce the battle bus in fortnite with the down with cis bus!
A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.