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Is today just horny on main day for all the smart people on Fedi?

I'M GOING TO GET MYSELF IN FIGHTING TRIM
SCOPE OUT EVERY ANGLE OF UNFAIR ADVANTAGE
I'M GOING TO BRIBE THE OFFICIALS!
I'M GOING TO KILL ALL THE JUDGES!

pta making a movie with philip seymour hoffman's son, david chase doing a sopranos prequel with gandolfini's kid...bit weird isn't it. i would just hire new actors rather than try and resurrect my deceased muses through their children

don't text me in paragraphs, it's stressing me out. texts should be things like 'nice one mate' and 'looks good 👍'. i don't have paragraph energy

when the haters start saying i'm a weird man with abnormal instincts

:bing: is it illegal to make me do homework
:bing: how to defederate from my mum and dad

I now have a ko-fi which will not currently bring you any benefit to throw money at but will bring me £2 a pop closer to getting top surgery privately instead of waiting a total of like 7 years to get it on the NHS!
I'm not asking for anything at all from anyone unless you genuinely like stuff I do, consider it worth money, and have spare cash though, and i have no expectations
ko-fi.com/rowanblossom

Italians were invented in 1861 by Vittorio Emanuele II to sell more cigarettes and scooters.

responding to texts with the 😀 emoji so everyone knows i'm a nasty little freak

#SkullSongs

youtu.be/qp4GdI_bTD4

Johnny Boy - You Are the Generation That Bought More Shoes and You Get What You Deserve

This song has the "be my baby" intro. It was produced by a couple of the manic street preachers and the concept of the song is "what if the clash but phil spector"

@lennie well they don't call you mr genius for nothing

my new york city-based start-up aims to redefine bringing you a glass of milk, reading you a story, and kissing you on the forehead as you drift away to the land of bye bye snoozy-time

The New York City-based start-up aims to "redefine adult bedtime"

@lennie sleeping on a mattress on the floor because a firmware update bricked my smartbed

vacuum cleaner crisis averted, parents have just been vaccinated, and its so sunny i'm wearing shorts in february. let's go

had a vacuum cleaner related mishap followed by a vacuum cleaner related miracle so i'm walking on sunshine right now

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