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think it's time to come clean about something: i am an oily freshwater fish native to brackish waters. i gulp air to fill my gas bladder and the resulting expulsions are my posts

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How many times do you think the word "trashfire" has been used in eulogies this year?

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if there’s one thing the people love, it’s a movie about a larcenous monkey let loose in an expensive hotel

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Hello please listen to the podcast that @alex, @ponfarr, and I made, it is funny and good and you at LEAST have to hear the theme song anchor.fm/wtto/episodes/Episod

going to start my own rival advice podcast but we only discuss this /r/relationships post, every episode

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Good morning!

@Pixley, @ponfarr, and I have a podcast. It comes out on Fridays, it’s about half an hour long, and it’s called We’ll Take This One.

Episode 1 is out now on Anchor.fm and will be propagating on iTunes and Spotify and such shortly.

anchor.fm/wtto/episodes/Episod

refusing to buy anything today, not out of principle, but because every offer is like 15% off a cordless drill

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In 2005-6? I moved out on my own for the first time to a mobile home near Beaver Lake, Arkansas. I had a extra bedroom and set up a "studio" (a 4 track cassette recorder with two mics) and held a housewarming party. After some booze and drugs we piled in there and decided to flip to a random page of a songbook I had, and fully commit to recording a cover from memory. An All-time Great Memory and my friend somehow found a mp3 of it. Check me out on the Rhoades piano

m.soundcloud.com/scott-johnson

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Important News: Hanny has drawn me a fursona and this is me now, forget all the times I posted a human face. I take back any posts I've made making fun of furries, it's cool actually. 🐍

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imagine owning the english like maradona owned the english. a don.

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sad to see that we as a society continue to ignore the lessons imparted by the care bears

it's a shame it took him dying for me to learn all the ways in which maradona was very cool

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thinking about reading infinite jest, as a bit

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They should make them the Fantastic 5 and add a fifth guy who is maybe a talking dog or animal of some kind, to appeal to Gen Z

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People slagging off england: fuck the uk you're all stupid fucks

me, from the uk: hahaha yeah

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when homer simpson has a mobile phone i get so mad i punch a wall

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reading reference to 'dbz':

brain: that's dragon ball z, the anime show with the lightning man

naughty brain: debilitarized zone

every time i see a picture of pete davidson i'm just like what the hell is that, and why

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