michel foodcourt @lennie@radical.town

please do not comment on someone’s non-sexual post with some kind of sexual remark (even if it’s a joke) unless you are close enough where this is an established part of your relationship. i see this happening more and more lately and it’s rather creepy and upsetting

@lennie Same. it was like somewhere, deep in my psyche, I've always known the answer. We were just waiting for the question

Garf brings out the best* in us

*worst

which tetris block would you marry, and why

@lennie WARBOSS. I assume everyone from England talks like an ork

@lennie A Pokémon is multiple perspectives on a single pocket

wild horse who wants to be a knight of the spanish realm and loves his breakfast porridge: donkey oatey

my friend weird michael accidentally posted what sex toys he bought in the group chat and is now talking about the time he shagged a lass wearing a dunces hat 'very badly'

my posts today have been fire. i should be showered in praise, but i practice this art not for glory, simply for the love of posting

Nearly losing my shit at work rn bc Im doing office work and all of a sudden I hear

"Do you know where you are?!? You're in the jungle, baby. You're gonna DIE!"

Tomb of the Unknown Gamer

wriggly lil gamer toes... like little worms