lennie and the jets @lennie@radical.town

Lmao, when my dad sees me present as feminine he loses his fucking mind and can't say shit because I'm an adult who just tells him to fuck off

@lennie please review fast food items whilst in that suit

i am going to move to the sea side for my constitution. i will take the sea air in my bath chair and while away the hours pruning roses in my conservatory full of aspidistras and poisonous snakes

This is a song with the same four chords
I use most of the time
When I've got something on my mind
And I don't want to squander the moment
Trying to come up with a better way
To say what I want to say

woke up with anime hair

no one cared who i was til i put on the ritz

now it is time to accomplish my dream of bein online and also a horse

i dont actually have strong feelings about lobster i just like arguing sometimes

Season 4 of The Simpsons is just Family Guy for boomers

I’m shutting this all down.

decided i'm like the girl version of eminem, keeping my star power specifically through meaningless, shallow controversy. how is everyone else's evening

pronouncing pineapple like minneapolis

back on my bullshit

fuck you @laser, pay me

saw the internet,,, they were sooo gooodddd,, how is syd soo coooool

i feel like piss.restaurant's estranged father

i've been having car trouble and I'd really like to take it in to the mechanic to figure out what's wrong but i have to pay rent and stuff so if you could throw a few dollars my way that would be grand:

https://paypal.me/cjwyoming?locale.x=en_US

i have arrived at piss.restaurant. i am terrified

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