LC @lemoncarrots@radical.town

@MrRobinHood check out this good-ass dogg

can we CW this gynecologist meme? cos ngl it kinda makes me dysphoric

lifehack: if you leave your garbage outside at the right time a man will come in a truck and take it away. most people on the forums believe that this is a glitch left over from the beta version

@picklemaddierix I had to do this because all the coins were attracting Italian plumbers

@Dayglochainsaw big fan of how this title implies that the driver's test is the main ordeal in Goku's life

Also 37 minutes left to give me all those sweet birthday boosts, because my time zone is weird! After that, Ill just be a sad 30-something on the internet.

what the fuck does this sock even mean!!!!!!!

i've been shadowbanned by the nobel peace prize committee every fucking year and it ends now

cats have variable amounts of nipples usually ranging from 4 to 10

i stopped drinking soda when Philly instituted the soda tax. Instead, i like to make a big batch of Iced Tea and put frozen strawberries in instead of ice cubes. Then i mix it with plain seltzer and it's just as refreshing, imo

The Internet Archive has just acquired 500 million pages of microfilm, which is neat, and another, weirder way to put that is that it is "400,000 years of periodicals"

@Dayglochainsaw every fucking time I see a coke commercial showing off all their brown goopy bouncy liquid and how cRiSp and ReFrEsHiNg it is I'm like

emailed a question to my boss and he responded by calling me on the phone. starting to think he might be a serial killer, why else would he do that?

look at this baby possum.,,,.,,,,he smol

Hoping to borrow some of that @citrustwee birthday energy on the one day it applies to me. So boost away, y'all!