age: mid 30'sthey/them/she/her
"The large print giveth and the small print taketh away."--Tom Waits
open to scream into the void Show more
kramer driving the car on empty but it's me keeping my halloween avatar and name
The tigerHe destroyed his cageYesYESAnd he's been doing just fine
#introductionyour guess is as good as mine, and that's only partially a joke
on the internet, nobody knows you're literally a crow who learned how to type
sekiro Show more
every time I raise my attack, it says the memory is distant, but it's usually from like 2 minutes ago
I got 99 problems but keeping count of my problems is not one of them!!!
Omggg😭😭😭 Hurricane is drooling all over the floor and I got in his face and asked why he was making a mess and "being so mean" and he gave me the smallest gentlest kiss on my nose and I have now died from sweetness overload
eugen found my email in the server and contacted me directly to convince me to come back
jearbook (jostens yearbook)
Twelve mad maxes: jury road
Watson boy looking extra handsome in his suspiciously familiar new necklace
what is this wrong answers only
new mastodon feature: if someone is bothering you but you don't want to mute or block them, just click the kawarimi button to replace your avatar with a picture of a log
scrooge didn't become good until the third ghost made him fear for his life
The duck parade is headed by the coots and Big Lad today °
Good morning from the boy ° #birbposting
logging into the tl first thing in the morning feels like getting into the club just as they switch the big lights on to clear everyone out
Dusty is my son. Herman is my father. Being a bird usually skips a generation
the adjective meaning "milf-like" is "milven," and the language of milfs is "milvish." these words are not interchangeable by any means
every time I get divine confetti in sekiro, I think about that eminem song
more shit i wrote when I was about 11
me, $20,000 in the red on jeopardy: what is binch?
alex trebek: once again, none of the answers today are going to be "binch" or "to be corn cobbed"
I got a blurry picture of the minion shrine
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