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pythagoras, pythagoras
pythagoras hates peter higgs
they have a fight, pythagoras wins
pythagoras

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a lesbian goes to the doctor and says "I'm too shy to ask anyone out. how can I let them know I'm a lesbian without talking to them?"

the doctor says "simple, there's a sale on flannel shirts today, go and get some"

the lesbian bursts into tears. "but doctor, I live in new england"

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(kenny bania, pointing at a nerd) that's nate silver, jerry! silver!

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im in the moor. im in the heath. im in the combination moor and heath

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many shitposts about dick and balls, not many about tits. we really do live in a society

why the fuck would you want to do therapy live on the radio with an audience

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I edited some pictures and a video and I feel like my soul has left my body. why

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STEMlords: mathematics is simply the groundwork of the engineering of the future. onward, to glory!

mathematicians: what if you tried to comb a hairy ball

found a breath of the wild speedrun that ends when link gets laid, and I don't remember that happening

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good night my quinces of cain, my bings of new england

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john phillips sousa is short for john phillips cider house a

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I told you 'bout strawberry fields

you know the place where nothing is real

well here's another place you can go

where everything grows

looking through the bent back tulips

to see how the other half lives

ruling through a cider house

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open the door
get on the floor
everybody rules the cider house

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