awoo werewolves of radtown 🐺 @lemoncarrots@radical.town
age: mid 30's
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"The large print giveth and the small print taketh away."
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Joined Nov 2018
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open to scream into the void
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kramer driving the car on empty but it's me keeping my halloween avatar and name
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The tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
And he's been doing just fine
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#introduction
your guess is as good as mine, and that's only partially a joke
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on the internet, nobody knows you're literally a crow who learned how to type
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I got 99 problems but keeping count of my problems is not one of them!!!
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Omggg😭😭😭
Hurricane is drooling all over the floor and I got in his face and asked why he was making a mess and "being so mean" and he gave me the smallest gentlest kiss on my nose and I have now died from sweetness overload
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eugen found my email in the server and contacted me directly to convince me to come back
jearbook (jostens yearbook)
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Twelve mad maxes: jury road
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new mastodon feature: if someone is bothering you but you don't want to mute or block them, just click the kawarimi button to replace your avatar with a picture of a log
scrooge didn't become good until the third ghost made him fear for his life
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logging into the tl first thing in the morning feels like getting into the club just as they switch the big lights on to clear everyone out
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Dusty is my son. Herman is my father. Being a bird usually skips a generation
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the adjective meaning "milf-like" is "milven," and the language of milfs is "milvish." these words are not interchangeable by any means
every time I get divine confetti in sekiro, I think about that eminem song
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me, $20,000 in the red on jeopardy: what is binch?
alex trebek: once again, none of the answers today are going to be "binch" or "to be corn cobbed"
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age: mid 30's
they/them/she/her
"The large print giveth and the small print taketh away."
--Tom Waits
Joined Nov 2018
