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age: late 30's
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she was a hotel detective
but now she's better connected
Joined Nov 2018
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open to scream into the void
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a lesbian goes to the doctor and says "I'm too shy to ask anyone out. how can I let them know I'm a lesbian without talking to them?"
the doctor says "simple, there's a sale on flannel shirts today, go and get some"
the lesbian bursts into tears. "but doctor, I live in new england"
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(kenny bania, pointing at a nerd) that's nate silver, jerry! silver!
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(to the tune of Helicopter by M Ward)
pagliacci
pagliacci is a real great clown
you'll feel better if you see him
but tonight's the only night he's in town
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fucked up that i still don't understand shit even after i watched like all of clarissa explains it all
Henry Fonda has to convince 11 gamers not to kick someone out of the guild in: Angry Player 12
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github.io is still up
MLB is short for My Little Baseball: Teamwork is Magic
MLB should just have the players do video game baseball
The Odd Couple or: 2 Angry Men
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DM: it's a plain wooden door, with a wooden handle
Me, deeply suspicious about how much the word wood was mentioned: I SET FIRE TO THE DOOR
@wintgenstein happy rico day! 
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correcting everyone's grammar by telling them "it's whom" whether it is or not
"how are you?"
"it's WHOM are you"
everyone is gonna love me 
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I put one on to feel some satisfaction from all this cardstock cutting
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sixty nine men's morris
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two and a half mens morris
sliding some rocks across the ice while lifting a barbell and putting rollers in my hair
the secret world of mack the knife
what's the opposite of a stinkbug
inception is the sequel to inception
if the universe is simulated, then why hasn't nintendo shut it down yet
age: late 30's
they/them/she/her
she was a hotel detective
but now she's better connected
Joined Nov 2018
