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hi Billy Mays here with Oxymandias the king of clean

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*me, eating a leaf* nintendo lied to me

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your guess is as good as mine, and that's only partially a joke

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on the internet, nobody knows you're literally a crow who learned how to type

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If women’s nipples need to be censored but men’s nipples don’t—can we sensor women’s nipples with men’s nipples? :meowthinkingfast:

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free seeds again! (boosts appreciated)

uk (and europe i guess) friends: here are seeds i have that i don't want! i will pay postage for them

verbena "intensity" x 2
beetroot "boltardy" x 1
beetroot "detroit 2" x1
swede "marian" x 3
pea (climbing) "alderman" x 1
poppy "pandora" x 3
cosmos "polidor mixed" x 3

i'll update what's gone in the replies. message me for any info from the packets or if you want anything!

#gardening #plants

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musk says his new self-driving cars will have an aggressive mode, where they drive cooler/faster but you're more likely to get into an accident

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@em @vegetablegremlin elon musk should have been in that tesla car that was launched into space

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wild slime mold experiment Show more

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dissertation stuff Show more

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no matter how shitty life gets at least rabbits are still cute

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a werewolf but when the moon is full they turn into healyn and look for milfs in their area

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the plural of betelgeuse is betelgeese

steve ballmer saying developers but instead he says beetlejuice and summons 17 of him

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this is the best picture of the moon i’ve ever taken with a phone camera

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