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open to scream into the void 

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a lesbian goes to the doctor and says "I'm too shy to ask anyone out. how can I let them know I'm a lesbian without talking to them?"

the doctor says "simple, there's a sale on flannel shirts today, go and get some"

the lesbian bursts into tears. "but doctor, I live in new england"

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(kenny bania, pointing at a nerd) that's nate silver, jerry! silver!

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(to the tune of Helicopter by M Ward)

pagliacci
pagliacci is a real great clown
you'll feel better if you see him
but tonight's the only night he's in town

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fucked up that i still don't understand shit even after i watched like all of clarissa explains it all

Henry Fonda has to convince 11 gamers not to kick someone out of the guild in: Angry Player 12

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ok actual birthday selfie I promise 

MLB is short for My Little Baseball: Teamwork is Magic

MLB should just have the players do video game baseball

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@breakfastgolem

DM: it's a plain wooden door, with a wooden handle

Me, deeply suspicious about how much the word wood was mentioned: I SET FIRE TO THE DOOR

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correcting everyone's grammar by telling them "it's whom" whether it is or not

"how are you?"
"it's WHOM are you"

everyone is gonna love me :blobcat:

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I put one on to feel some satisfaction from all this cardstock cutting

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sliding some rocks across the ice while lifting a barbell and putting rollers in my hair

what's the opposite of a stinkbug 

if the universe is simulated, then why hasn't nintendo shut it down yet

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