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pythagoras, pythagoras
pythagoras hates peter higgs
they have a fight, pythagoras wins
pythagoras

a lesbian goes to the doctor and says "I'm too shy to ask anyone out. how can I let them know I'm a lesbian without talking to them?"

the doctor says "simple, there's a sale on flannel shirts today, go and get some"

the lesbian bursts into tears. "but doctor, I live in new england"

(kenny bania, pointing at a nerd) that's nate silver, jerry! silver!

disclaimer: this toot is not affiliated with the user known as the void screamer

why the fuck would you want to do therapy live on the radio with an audience

I edited some pictures and a video and I feel like my soul has left my body. why

hair is stored on the balls

found a breath of the wild speedrun that ends when link gets laid, and I don't remember that happening

john phillips sousa is short for john phillips cider house a

I told you 'bout strawberry fields

you know the place where nothing is real

well here's another place you can go

where everything grows

looking through the bent back tulips

to see how the other half lives

ruling through a cider house

cider house, cider spouse

open the door
get on the floor
everybody rules the cider house

cider down the house