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Sometimes you start posting not knowing if you will land on a point or a punchline. This was one of those times and I'm not sure it even makes sense #LaserTour
I do not remember doing this whatsoever. Wtf #LaserTour
This is one of my favorite posts I've made. #LaserTour
I say this a lot but this might be my best toot. #LaserTour
I forgot I posted this, then laughed at my own joke when @dirt@lgbtq.cool retro-boosted this
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This is no joke probably the longest piece of fiction I've ever written.
This is almost true, there was a church in my hometown called central united methodists of Roger's and their website was cumrogers.com or something. #LaserTour
It died but I will come back and finish it if I can charge it again. #LaserTour
I finally did it like six months later, and the crowd went mild #LaserTour
people tell me fairly often that they saw someone that looked like me. Both online and IRL. I think it's because i was born with "generic white guy face # 6" #LaserTour
Al had a joke here I think that was like "Laser might steal jokes but we all collectively own Laser so it's fair".
Also I don't feel like I really steal jokes, but I will do riffs on other peoples things or do a "cover" of a friends toot as a tribute.
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My daughter used this quote during her elementary school graduation speech. It was real cute and I ruined it. #LaserTour
I read this book, i didnt like it tbh. #LaserTour
I thought of this maybe 3 and half hours ago. #LaserTour
this may be my favorite moment in all of SNL history, it's so wholesome and nice while still being hilarious. #LaserTour
This thread is so funny to me out of context #LaserTour
Also I'm about 45 pounds lighter #LaserTour
This was about 10 minutes before I was supposed to play a show and the res of my band was across town at a pizza parlor. That's why I'm mad #LaserTour
