Sometimes you start posting not knowing if you will land on a point or a punchline. This was one of those times and I'm not sure it even makes sense

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I forgot I posted this, then laughed at my own joke when @dirt@lgbtq.cool retro-boosted this

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This is no joke probably the longest piece of fiction I've ever written.

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This is almost true, there was a church in my hometown called central united methodists of Roger's and their website was cumrogers.com or something.

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It died but I will come back and finish it if I can charge it again.

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people tell me fairly often that they saw someone that looked like me. Both online and IRL. I think it's because i was born with "generic white guy face # 6"

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Al had a joke here I think that was like "Laser might steal jokes but we all collectively own Laser so it's fair".
Also I don't feel like I really steal jokes, but I will do riffs on other peoples things or do a "cover" of a friends toot as a tribute.

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My daughter used this quote during her elementary school graduation speech. It was real cute and I ruined it.

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this may be my favorite moment in all of SNL history, it's so wholesome and nice while still being hilarious.

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This was about 10 minutes before I was supposed to play a show and the res of my band was across town at a pizza parlor. That's why I'm mad

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