"Hi, I'm Jake. I'm cool" - a real thing I said tonight that definitely wont haunt me forever
@laser that's iconic
@byttyrs is it a funny bio? Maybe. Is it an appropriate way to introduce myself to a real person? Absolutely not.
@laser but it's inappropriate in a harmless way. that makes it funny and clever
you're only allowed to say this if you're stuck in a walk in fridge and youre struggling to make small talk
@spookcentral even then "I'm chill" would have been more clever
even then its a fundamentally uncool thing to say because there is no cool way to be stuck in a walk in freezer
@spookcentral sounds like a good premise for a flashback episode to me.
@laser absolutely in awe of this power move
@laser sorry, but it only works when you say your name is Laser.
@laser hey remember that time you met the guy from SNL and you yelled "the Gap!" at him?
@Pixley yes, thank you Karen.
@laser you're welcome!
@laser they thought it was charming methinks
@Torie that's good.
@laser literally when we left the show they were saying nice things about all of you people
@Torie It was a great time all around.
@laser also literally I was like “this is jake, he’s cool” idk what else you would have said
@laser lol rekt
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