@laser
broke: cold sun
woke: fake sun
@laser I just searched "nazis never left antarctica" and apparently they went there in the first place because they needed whale oil for margarine and Antarctica seemed like a good place to set up a base
@Pixley seems like a few whalers would be the perfect start for the NWO
@laser they brought boxes of tiny metal swastikas to sprinkle around as they walked around Antarctica, to claim it for Germany, but then they had to jettison the boxes before they got there because their plane was too heavy
@Pixley wait is this true? Or "true"?
@laser everything I have said is true
@neoncoughh @laser it is!! That flyer is still in my car!
@Pixley @neoncoughh waiting for the perfect restaurant bathroom to leave it in?
@laser @neoncoughh someday I will run into someone whose eyes need to be opened, and on that day I will pass the flyer along
@Pixley @neoncoughh you didnt give it to me because I'm already woke.
@laser @neoncoughh and I didn't give it to Sarah because she would have yelled at me
@neoncoughh @laser well, I'll give it to you next time you're in my car then
@laser Family “courts” are FAKE
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@laser The sun is fake. If you stare at it long enough, the simulation wears off and you can't see it anymore
@laser The hottest of takes.
@laser That's adorable.
@laser this looks like one of those chalkboards full of math that they have in movies