Ok so one of the fyre fest organizers walked into a customs office and tried to suck dick instead of paying a fine.
Lord give me the confidence of a man that thinks he can give a $175k blowjob.
@laser no fucking way LMAO
they'd better make a movie out of this shit
@Aleums it's on netlix
@laser i mean whomst among us...
@laser *reading the wikipedia on fyre fest* lol wtf
@laser Well, there's my new benchmark.
@laser hmmmm, I recon I could do it
@laser A bunch of spoiled brats who spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to see Blink 182 on Pablo Escobar's seized island had it coming. They deserved it, and the Netflix documentary was glorious.
There is no comparison to Burning Man, which is basically Anarcho-Communism with a strong emphasis on decommodification. Burners know what they're getting into and pack to survive (food, water, tent, etc.) Burning Man is not a festival. It's a gathering of souls that reject the wicked world.
@bedap @laser MOOP is against Burner principles. Nobody should be abandoning their mess. https://burningman.org/event/preparation/leaving-no-trace/moop/
@laser unfortunately for the fyre fest guy, the person at the customs office had just told his wife that he was voting for kamala harris
@laser that was such a bizarre scene. guy volunteers to help billy fucko, gets the most bullshit “my gay,,,” appeal, and thinks yeah, alright, i respect myself enough to blow a guy on demand so someone else can avoid their ridiculous debts 🙃 lemme just brush my teeth
@laser holy fuck, absolute legend
@laser be careful what you wish for!!!
Holy shit what was the fine for
@Dayglochainsaw maybe not fine but just like customs tax for shipping in a shit ton of fiji water or whatever
@laser I’m glad I don’t use Google to search otherwise “fyre blow job” would be in my history. Thanks, DuckDuckGo! 🦆
@laser rewriting Indecent Proposal so Woody Harrelson gives a million dollar blowie
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