Laser @laser@radical.town

when i was younger, a lot more toddlers fell down wells. it was a national epidemic. well safety has really come a long way, so we can be grateful for that at least

we had a regular time (ec x4)

Feeling cheated that Bones is not about a skeleton who solves crimes

Me and the hover board bros call Segway riders handle holders and take the piss out of them whenever we can

the level of my bullshit that i'm currently back on is increasing

@laser *approaching menacingly* can't understand what I mean? you soon will.

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@laser normal people turn into their parents when they have kids. poster's turn into Laser from Online

when you boosted me; i felt that

@fructose_dealer it's not the wit that gets you, it's the hilarity

hussy (hand pussy)