Dead account. Follow @Laser
Anyway, this is my alt now. My main is @Laser
Please do not screenshot me. Even if its benign. Especially if we arent mufos. Thanks.
my new favorite genius listing nothing gets past begbegbegbeg
CW for ultra-violence
2 girls 1 cup passes the bechdel test.
17776 is homestuck for boomers
If he's your dad then why's he proud of me
Sorry libs but calling Drumph a "man-baby" is kinkshaming the ABDL community
Damn, "Brick" by Dave Matthew's Band still holds up.
I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in - my voice, my face, even my smell. As if I need any of that. As if you could outrun me. As if you could fight me off
the "x" in LaCroix is there for a reason so i'm going to fucking pronounce it ok?
🎶if you like vlog with banana
Michael bloom bug whips ass *checks earpiece* wait I nuked my followers and the campaign isn't offering money any more
bofa is not shutting down. bofa was just moving to a smaller configuration because we're charged by the minute and why pay for resources we're not using.
So when you migrate then cancel it because you realize you still want your alt, you lose all your followers. Neat
You, an idiot bound to pop culture references: baby yoda could get it
Me, a ten dimensional brain genius that loves smart stuff like politics and misogyny: Menghazi
I do not, and I cant stress this enough, know what I'm doing
"y'all" means everyone but me personally. which is great because it means I can ignore a lot of bad posts
This will probably be my main soon, I'm just fuckin around for now. Feel free to follow, or not, I'll do the whole migration rigmarole eventually
2020 just got a whole lot sexier
can't believe that JK Rowling announced that Johnny Depp has been fired from the next Fantastic Beasts movie but his character will now be played by Morrissey.
A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.