Dead account. Follow @Laser
Anyway, this is my alt now. My main is @Laser
Please do not screenshot me. Even if its benign. Especially if we arent mufos. Thanks.
These are my five favorite albums of the year: Show more
Mannequin Pussy — PatienceSturgill Simpson — SOUND & FURYHesitation Wounds — ChicaneryLittle Simz — GREY AreaTrent Reznor & Atticus Ross — Watchmen OST
in solidarity with Werner Herzog, i will also not watch The Mandalorian
So when you migrate then cancel it because you realize you still want your alt, you lose all your followers. Neat
*on tour with the person who predicted sikh male headwear*
here I amon the road againhere I amup on the stagehere I goplayin star againthere I goturban sage
You, an idiot bound to pop culture references: baby yoda could get it
Me, a ten dimensional brain genius that loves smart stuff like politics and misogyny: Menghazi
I do not, and I cant stress this enough, know what I'm doing
"y'all" means everyone but me personally. which is great because it means I can ignore a lot of bad posts
This will probably be my main soon, I'm just fuckin around for now. Feel free to follow, or not, I'll do the whole migration rigmarole eventually
2020 just got a whole lot sexier
We probably deserve the distressingly horny version of Cats, if only as retribution for the time hordes of thirsty humans drove Tony the Tiger off Twitter.
can't believe that JK Rowling announced that Johnny Depp has been fired from the next Fantastic Beasts movie but his character will now be played by Morrissey.
two things i love doing is 'avin' a laugh and pandering to the UK folks
The new Front Bottoms song whips, that's all
just found out megalodons are extinct
Dwight and Angela huh?
Anyway I'm finishing up my rewatch of the american office. So...
Lot of CW's to avoid tonight.
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