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I am literally the best poster on mastodon.

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I did the cursed middle name generator and it gave me Jake Holiday which is extremely badass.

My DnD group is meeting for the first time tonight in about 7 months. I am DMing and I havent prepared at all. Should be fun.

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Sis, no! That's not Healyn Toot Juice! That's dumb bitch juice!

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I'm Jazz Veronica, contributor to Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop, notable founding member of the pet improv scene, and inventor of alcoholic glitter (patent pending)

I want a name for girl that has an ending of Veronica. Thankss 😊😊

Dont worry sis, I got at least a half dozen off the dome.

If you're still on Facebook, I highly suggest joining baby name suggestion groups. It is the only good content.

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me when a cis person says something bad: fuck off
me when a trans person says something bad: i support you, but fuck off

That whole "Dont go to bed angry" thing? Not practical.

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not sure how i always get suckered into the dumbest fucking debates on this site, but one thing is for sure...

i'm always right 😎

Watching "A Star is Born" and spoiler: it's boring and bad.

I should do a Sam elliot impression until it's my natural speaking voice.

Hey yall I went to dinner and the asian grocery store, whatd I miss? Just kidding you fukkin weirdos.

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*listening to Bush for the first time* "man, this guy sure is passionate about food additives."

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that’s me in the corner
that’s me in the spotlight
skanking like a villain

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