Sticky toot

I am literally the best poster on mastodon.

Sticky toot

I post about music sometimes, mostly sincerely.
I use for track by track album breakdowns. And for just random songs I want to share.

Sticky toot

Getting my PhD about how brutalism spawned street skateboarding.

That's me with a paintbrush
That's me punching dry-wall
Losing my deposit

Every time I see a masto meetup I put another hole in my drywall.

Laser :verified2: boosted

when i was younger, a lot more toddlers fell down wells. it was a national epidemic. well safety has really come a long way, so we can be grateful for that at least

Laser :verified2: boosted
Laser :verified2: boosted

Feeling cheated that Bones is not about a skeleton who solves crimes

Laser :verified2: boosted

Me and the hover board bros call Segway riders handle holders and take the piss out of them whenever we can

Laser :verified2: boosted

selfie, no eye contact, tiny guitar 

Laser :verified2: boosted

@laser *approaching menacingly* can't understand what I mean? you soon will.

Barenaked ladies: 🎵I'm the kind of guy that laughs at a funeral🎵

Everyone else: What the FUCK dude my dad is dead

Laser :verified2: boosted
Laser :verified2: boosted

@laser normal people turn into their parents when they have kids. poster's turn into Laser from Online

Laser :verified2: boosted
Laser :verified2: boosted

@fructose_dealer it's not the wit that gets you, it's the hilarity

:bing: cheetos good for baby or no NOT crunchy NOT spicy

:bing: cheetos good for baby or no NOT crunchy

Laser :verified2: boosted
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Radical Town

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