I'm Laser, he / him, mid thirties
Unironic Guy Fieri fan
I am literally the best poster on mastodon.
I post about music sometimes, mostly sincerely.I use #LaserListens for track by track album breakdowns. And #SotD for just random songs I want to share.
Shout out to roly polies
Getting my PhD about how brutalism spawned street skateboarding.
That's me with a paintbrushThat's me punching dry-wallLosing my deposit
Every time I see a masto meetup I put another hole in my drywall.
when i was younger, a lot more toddlers fell down wells. it was a national epidemic. well safety has really come a long way, so we can be grateful for that at least
we had a regular time (ec x4)
Feeling cheated that Bones is not about a skeleton who solves crimes
Me and the hover board bros call Segway riders handle holders and take the piss out of them whenever we can
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the level of my bullshit that i'm currently back on is increasing
@laser *approaching menacingly* can't understand what I mean? you soon will.
Barenaked ladies: 🎵I'm the kind of guy that laughs at a funeral🎵
Everyone else: What the FUCK dude my dad is dead
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@laser normal people turn into their parents when they have kids. poster's turn into Laser from Online
when you boosted me; i felt that
@fructose_dealer it's not the wit that gets you, it's the hilarity
nanners good for baby or no?
cheetos good for baby or no NOT crunchy NOT spicy
cheetos good for baby or no NOT crunchy
cheetos good for baby or no
hussy (hand pussy)
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