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my new favorite genius listing
nothing gets past begbegbegbeg

CW for ultra-violence

2 girls 1 cup passes the bechdel test.

17776 is homestuck for boomers

If he's your dad then why's he proud of me

Sorry libs but calling Drumph a "man-baby" is kinkshaming the ABDL community

Damn, "Brick" by Dave Matthew's Band still holds up.

I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in - my voice, my face, even my smell. As if I need any of that. As if you could outrun me. As if you could fight me off

the "x" in LaCroix is there for a reason so i'm going to fucking pronounce it ok?

🎶if you like vlog with banana

bofa is not shutting down. bofa was just moving to a smaller configuration because we're charged by the minute and why pay for resources we're not using.

You, an idiot bound to pop culture references: baby yoda could get it

Me, a ten dimensional brain genius that loves smart stuff like politics and misogyny: Menghazi

"y'all" means everyone but me personally. which is great because it means I can ignore a lot of bad posts

This will probably be my main soon, I'm just fuckin around for now. Feel free to follow, or not, I'll do the whole migration rigmarole eventually

can't believe that JK Rowling announced that Johnny Depp has been fired from the next Fantastic Beasts movie but his character will now be played by Morrissey.