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music, spotify playlist 

If you want to know what kind of music I'm into here's a playlist of stuff I like.

open.spotify.com/playlist/0Dd8

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Introduction 

(revised 12-27-19)

Hello, I'm Kris aka Knives aka Cayman Went. He/Him. I'm an embittered millennial socialist who lives in Denver. I'm a certified beer and spirits expert who works in the beverage industry. I like to ride bikes and play video games in my spare time. My knowledge base of useless trivia surprises even me. I identify as pan/cismale/greyace/aro but accept the label "queer." I try to make people laugh but often succeed in only humoring myself. Ask me about anime, if you dare.

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@knives "Sorry Kris, but I'm already partnered up with the SECOND smartest student!"

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Thank god, I’ll never have to shop anywhere again

heck yeah lets watch cooking videos! *immediately feels inadequate*

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that thing where they hide food from crows and see how long it takes them to devise an instrument to retrieve it should be called a tool-assisted seedrun

mastodon etiquette, flowchart 

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This profile is ⚠️CHASTE⚠️

Please do not post ⛔TEMPTING WHISPERS⛔

me: perhaps I should work on scripting my podcast, or perhaps get groceries real quick

🧠 : scan your passport photo and photoshop it into an eldritch horror

muting every single one of you so I can know true peace

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girl are you prog rock because you've been droning on for twenty minutes and i've stopped caring

selfie 

2020? We got this. Love you fediverse, I’ll be here with you this decade too

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I will concede to the trad leftists that “abolish the family” is not exactly a winning slogan. This is not because it scares workers but because it doesn’t effectively communicate what we are aiming for. We should be more precise in our language, and set our sights more specifically on patriarchy. It is the dependence of women on husbands and of children on their parents that we wish to do away with, not the cohabitation of kinship and the emotional support that comes with it.

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Excited to see what the future holds. Probably procedurally generated porn. Strap the fuck in

gore mention 

*media includes a scene where a character is violently and graphically disemboweled* hmm, that was certainly necessary

The Barack Obama knzk account needs to make a comeback

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ok so we want to collect your dna and put it in a big database

americans: hmm i dunno about that. i dont really trust the government with that kind of stuff

what if it was a private corporation and it helped you do race science

americans: oh hell yeah. i fucking love racism. sign me the fuck up

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