King @king@radical.town

#Introduction It’s just King, not “a King” or “The King”. Like King Kong, but just the first part. I'm gonna show up every month or so when I think of something I think is funny or when I get a notification of a mention. This is a bad introduction, but there it is, read some of the posts I guess, they're okay.

Taking a shit when my phone is charging in another room.

Training like Usain Bolt so I can fuck in under 10 seconds, setting a world record.

Me, upending a bowl of grapes: “For the last time Susan, these are *table* grapes”

If you were really a socialist you would share your followers with me

is there a date for it going offline?

Time to post, for the last times

Thanks for the DM and all but I'm not sure it's worth it making another account somewhere

Got a notification for the first time in months and now it turns out things are shutting down

I like when people take the internet really seriously, that cracks me the fuck up

Posting is hard if you're not sure you're good at it

I think I first signed up on Mastodon like a year ago, bailed, came back a little later, went all out for like a month, and then basically bailed again

I'm not dead

Fuck

Anime is just cartoons

Fuck you weeaboo

Sneaking into the bathroom at the Panera Bread to fuck the cashier is praxis

wearing glasses and a striped shirt, beard dyed some wild color, drinking a Coke Zero Sugar

(dumpy)

McElroy brother aesthetic