King @king@radical.town

Me, upending a bowl of grapes: “For the last time Susan, these are *table* grapes”

#Introduction Hi, I’m King, I’m not very good at writing a bio of myself, but I like good food, movies, and building things (usually out of wood)!
I’m not really an online person and I don’t do social media, so this is pretty unique to me.
It’s just King, not “a King” or “The King”. Like King Kong (no relation).
Please feel free to say hello, I’d love to get to know you.

If you were really a socialist you would share your followers with me

Your mail carrier: “Hey, how’s it going?”

Your boss: “Are you ready for your performance review?”

Your SO: “Hey, we need to talk later...”

The haunting is not the most upsetting thing

Hit or miss, I guess I frequently miss, huh?

Ebay listing: Batch of a dozen sex toys

Condition: like new.

All of these sex toys are haunted, but not in a good way.

[leftist voice] two tickets to The Woker

Building a Wile E. Coyote style giant magnet to draw in the largest asteroids possible