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Hi, I’m King, I’m not very good at writing a bio of myself, but I like good food, movies, and building things (usually out of wood)!
I’m not really an online person and I don’t do social media, so this is pretty unique to me.
It’s just King, not “a King” or “The King”. Like King Kong (no relation).
Please feel free to say hello, I’d love to get to know you.

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If you were really a socialist you would share your followers with me

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It's been more than twenty years since Cash Money took over for the 9-9 and the 2000

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:blobuwu: is karen being satisfied with her melodica playing in blogmoji form

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Hello here is me playing a very short version of the Katamari Damacy theme on a melodica youtu.be/F0SvIy_-ovE

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I write edgy jokes. They don’t make you laugh, but they get you real close

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Big moon up there. Make sure you take a look

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weird how JRR Tolkien's diaries have been unearthed and apparently hobbits shit into each other's mouths? makes sense, i guess, but i dont like it

Many of my weekends are just spent yelling at my nephews

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🎵 Clout
Clout
Let it all out
These (⭐) are the things I can't do without 🎵

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U2's lead guitarist calls himself The Edge because he's never cum

“Oh, you know what I want? Some toppings I like and some that I don’t”

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How One Luigi Went from .Social Troll to .Social Mod: A Love Story

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my body: hey. I am hungry. Give me something to eat

me: four cucumber

my body: dude what

me: f five cucumber

my body: dude stop

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If my car started making a funny noise I would simply turn the radio up and pretend I hadn't noticed it

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Gonna be streaming the prisoner on rabbit tonight

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hey guys it's my birthday can i get some boosts

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