King @king@radical.town

my display name means A Large And Tasty Sandwich

mastodon is a muppets movie and eugen is the only character played by a human and not by a muppet

protip: leave your glasses on a plate covered in syrup. now your glasses smell like syrup!

#ff gonna do a fucking monster follow friday thread in honor of the time i've spent here this past year! your all great!! (as always pls untag if ur gonna reply <3)
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@JohnBrownJr @king fellas, is it gay to love the people you live with? All of them have either touched or come from your balls

@king boy i just really can’t stand my family and i need some products to buy that reflect that

@king

I'm spilling the beans!
*everyone is very upset*
Okay, okay, I'm sweeping up the beans!

20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jimmy Buffet. Now I’ve got no job, no hope, and they’re about to close the Golden Corral up the road

[Boomer Voice]
"Errrr.... I think I broke the internet!?"

Imagining @matt hearing "the middle" play over a grocery store intercom and quietly saying "oh fuck yeah" to himself under his breath

Arctic Honkeys