King @king@radical.town

Training like Usain Bolt so I can fuck in under 10 seconds, setting a world record.

Me, upending a bowl of grapes: “For the last time Susan, these are *table* grapes”

#Introduction Hi, I’m King, I’m not very good at writing a bio of myself, but I like good food, movies, and building things (usually out of wood)!
I’m not really an online person and I don’t do social media, so this is pretty unique to me.
It’s just King, not “a King” or “The King”. Like King Kong (no relation).
Please feel free to say hello, I’d love to get to know you.

If you were really a socialist you would share your followers with me

What the fuck

Wow that’s bad.

Mastodon is Crumbling and Many Blame sagging floors pulling inward on the perimeter columns, causing them to bow and then to buckle. Once the upper section began to move downwards, a total progressive collapse was unavoidable.

People getting 30 boosts on a Mastodon post like “wow, this really blew up! Check out CW: cursed food/lewd/my whole dick and balls”

Mastodon can have little a King as a treat.

Okay, that’s enough. See you in some weeks or whatever

Chopping wood outside my remote cabin, I hear a noise at the tree line. When I look up, there he is. It’s Bigfoot and he is absolutely hanging dong.

All I want is to be the fucking worst

I’d like this to imply that I am alone and learning from a book

That’s me in the corner
That’s me with my pants off
Learning sex positions