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boundaries and whatnot 

hey as long as we're talking about creepy shitheads and boundaries...

please don't flirt with me without explicit consent. i like jovial and good-natured flirting with my friends (very few of them) but there have been instances from time to time varying in severity where it has made me have borderline panic attacks and just feel disgusting

also please don't respond to this with like "sorry i did that" just keep this in mind for the next time

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anyways feel free to use kew/dana interchangeably for me for a while uwu

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the thing about love is, you can just keep giving it and you'll never run out

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friends come and go, but posting is forever

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food 

can you tell i haven't gotten groceries in a while

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food 

tonight's special i call dana's Egg Surprise

• 2 fried eggs, throw a kraft single in between em
• put the egg and cheese patty at the bottom of the bowl
• now make uncle ben's microwave 4 cheese rice and pour it in the bowl

bingo

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there are 4 genders:

-witch
-devil
-winged victory
-valkyrie

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People who say they're jealous of me are just enbyous

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Please RT! Sharing for a friend

Adorable trans girl and her equally adorable cat seek shelter in Atlanta asap. MARTA accessible is a need, near East Atlanta Village a +, $500 monthly budget

If you can help, please reply. Thanks in advance for helping to spread the word!

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WikiHow: How To Tell A Potential New Partner You Smoke Insane Amounts Of Weed

you can't say something is better than adderall and expect me NOT to begin salivating like a feral dog

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i want to try this stuff so bad but i feel like there's no way it actually works plus it's expensive mudwtr.com/

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[at a diner ordering breakfast]

waitress: whatll ya have

me: the breakfast platter with rye bread, eggs over easy, sausage, and a cup of coffee. and water please

my friend who is a foot guy: just toest please 😈🥴🥵

waitress [takin her shoe off]: comin right up 😏

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bathroom mirror selfie ; eye contact ; chest nudity ; throwing love at everyone 

self care day :blobraccoon_coffee:

as u can observe, even without makeup i have the eyes of a raccoon
this can only mean that it is my destiny

may the forbidden night cats grant you a long life of knocking over trash cans, bringing down the state, and seizing the means of production.
stay safe, take care of yourself and your loved ones ✨✨
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I just want to kiss a cute girl and sleep

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Vapers hiding from the police, easily identified from the fat clouds blowing from the windows of their home.

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@kew insulated wire cutters - the gift that keeps on giving

uspol 

why is cheeto man trying to take my juul away

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