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In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, jumping down the well next to the Creepy Steeple with Vivian out briefly shows Vivian's body to be very elongated during the fall, before it is unloaded. By zooming out, we can see the full extent of Vivian's height during the scene. t.co/ZIixPRJ9zn

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gender reveal party. i play you 6 minutes of static projected onto a large white sheet then look at you expectantly

I assumed I’d be okay with heavy lifting 9 months after major surgery but no way, my legs are shaking rip

it's my brother's birthday today and as hist gift I'm going to tidy his flat and then help him end his tennancy agreement, to make sure he doesn't have to go through that stress 💚

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good morning! girls are hot. that’s all.

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ok so apparently fisting is not some cool slang for puppeteering and i just want to be clear i did not know this when i stated "i would love to fist big bird"

I wanna be able to appreciate cute boys without the baggage of misogyny/the threat of violence?

i grew up around linux because of my dad and I still have absolutely no real understanding of it other than that it’s open source, it has ““forks,”” and I liked TuxPaint a lot.

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"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

how do you not cry when out of nowhere you hear one of the songs you listened to every day walking to school for five years. damn haha.

Mmm I just cried because I heard the instrumental to Doomsday as a background track in a video, oops

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#ff @Torie she’s pretty cool and funny. Excellent. Gay. We love it. Stan a lesbian queen. Follow her.

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I don't see the problem with reply guys? After all isn't the point of social media to communicate with people? I'm a guy and I follow people I want to talk to

Yes they're all women, it's a coincidence.
No, I have no doubt they want the attention on every post and to know you're paying such close attention you feel like you know them intimately. This is normal behaviour.

mmmm looks like I’ll be operating off of 2 hours of sleep today, weeee

i love my family, i love my friends, i love everyone, im cry

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