buzty bee @juicebat@radical.town

skjoxers (skinny jeans boxers)

have you thought about unionizing

skate fast
eat ass
thats the zelda way

feelin gentle and soft tonight, ready for a good night’s sleep and wishin my bb were here to snuggle me

praise me i’m getting work done like a good bean!!! (belated handwriting tag i guess? @Red)

encourage me to go study pls i’m way too content just laying around and drinking tea at home, and i got shit to do!!!!!

ps peep these cute new earrings and necklace my nana gave me!!! malachite and a lump of silver!!! such a sweet early bday gift!!

Wait until healyn finds out about snogging

it's time to ˢ ᶜ ʳ ᵉ ᵃ ᵐ

#baturday

I do not think twitter.activitypub.actor is a good idea, nor that the Twitter cross poster is a good idea. Let your Twitter past die. Kill it if you have to.

If you subtoot me can you please tag me so I notice thank you

here’s my alt~!!!

#ff the Always Make Make Me Smile edition
@Lumb
@Pixley
@muppetbutler
@bee
@scribblefrog

so i a little missed the timing on this but i would like to say.

if you're cis and you a) dont like that term, b) don't see why it's necessary, or c) get upset because trans voices are valued here

i would like to invite you to do one of two things:
a) take a deep breath and a step back, recognize your voice is privileged in literally every other space in the world, and do some self reflection on why you're so angry
or
b) get fucked and leave the fediverse forever we don't want or need you here

look bud i got a whole lot of internalized transphobia too but i dont spew my bullshit onto the tl

*loud opera yelling*

might start a mastodon advice column

@muppetbutler hi im kids

all my selfies are taken in front of this fuckin post lol