every once in a while I think about this billboard prominently placed on the NJ side of the George Washington Bridge
@jimpjorps Bryce Youngquist's dad is a creature of honor, also a horrifying dynamo of sexual rat energy
@jimpjorps that smile says he just wants wife to be happy
@jimpjorps this is the best thing I've seen in my entire life
@jimpjorps doin' your wife doin doin your wife
you know we straight doin' your wife
@jimpjorps Why the Hell are They Capitalising random Words?
@Mahaer_Mahmud too busy pleasing wives to hire a copy editor
@jimpjorps I really enjoy how this implies that there are other rats who are also fucking your wife, they are just merely okay at it
@Dayglochainsaw Hamster Hauling will leave your wife emotionally unfulfilled
@jimpjorps Marlin Movers will make you raise their child
@jimpjorps they must have known
@radoptimist if you have to ask
@jimpjorps haha well joke's on him because i'm single and have never fucked
@jimpjorps call the junk rat
he will tap that
wives love when the junk rat come
cause the junk rat makes them cum
@jimpjorps This has a intense energy and I can't place how it makes me feel exactly.
@jimpjorps Someone did fanart of that rat. It's nice.
@jimpjorps "Hey there. You look like a man who has trouble satisfying his wife" — Homer Simpson
@jimpjorps 1-844junk-rat [turns head sideways] com