year of the gabagool @jimpjorps@radical.town

#introduction

I'm a guy from New Jersey who's a structural engineer by profession and plays brass instruments (tuba, euphonium, trombone) in his free time; I also run the world's largest Final Fantasy XIV guild and enjoy '90s graphic design

I've also got an alt ( @jimpjorps ) where I'll post more about competitive music during the summer performance season

posting dumb shit at 8:45 in the morning is good because I imagine a bunch of stereotypical American nuclear families sitting around the kitchen table eating pancakes and reading a newspaper made up of my dumb shit

was thinking about the X Games, Surge soda, Viva La Bam, things of that nature #mastoart

gotta have high high horses for a living

inordinately proud of myself for making a foreign-language pun

just bought an ebook reader for the first time since college, the kindle paperwhite is all right but I wish Sony was still making their nice aluminum ones, they looked and felt good to handle compared to this weird rubberized rectangle

becoming a #himbo4bernie

Now Listening: Steve Reich - Crapping Music

steve roach X steve reich

really wish I had a cot right now because I could totally go for some lying down

purchasing a simple length of yarn so I can tease kittens at my leisure

neglecting the hillocks of my youth as I focus on the prances of maturity

choosing my favorite song to prance to for the big springtime fling

anyone here like prancing

February 2020: inspired by the upcoming Animal Crossing: New Horizons, a fediverse user starts the instance crossing.village, attracting several dozen new posters who proceed to engage in light RP as animal villagers
April 2020: crossing.village shuts down suddenly after an acrimonious three-day debate about the occupation of Palestine

drawing an anime cat tonight #ffxiv #mastoart

Charlotte’s Web (2020). Wilbur the piglet is saved from the slaughterhouse thanks to a friendly spider’s plan to make him the most famous hypebeast on Instagram

#mastoart

Paw Simon and Arf Garfunkel

finding out that my favorite thing to draw is big hapless dumbasses dealing with problems of their own creation

junkyard pig #mastoart