Sticky toot

I'm a guy from New Jersey who's a structural engineer by profession and plays brass instruments (tuba, euphonium, trombone) in his free time; I also run the world's largest Final Fantasy XIV guild and enjoy '90s graphic design

I've also got an alt ( @jimpjorps ) where I'll post more about competitive music during the summer performance season

Sticky toot

posting dumb shit at 8:45 in the morning is good because I imagine a bunch of stereotypical American nuclear families sitting around the kitchen table eating pancakes and reading a newspaper made up of my dumb shit

"nobody does it better" by carly simon is actually a song about... you guessed it... my post's

knights didn't exist and every medieval story about "knights" is just a contemporary scribe trying to come up for an explanation for a bear with a bucket or cauldron stuck on its head

just a reminder that tomorrow is the most important Internet holiday: GamemasterAnthony's birthday

you’ve got trouble
right here in River City
with a capital T which rhymes with P
and that stands for pee pee poo poo

can't wait to see all you guys at CONEXPO-CON/AGG 2020, the world's largest convention for the construction industry

imagining a world where the leftist podcasting hub city is Wichita, leading to thousands of worldwide leftists to start using Wichita slang, describing buildings as taller or shorter than the Epic Building, wearing Wichita Wind Surge jerseys, etc.

the orchestra I'm in goes out to dinner after rehearsals, and there is this one member who likes to talk to me and usually chooses to sit next to or across from me, but the slurping and smacking noises they make when they eat set off my misophonia something fierce

I have no idea how to breach it with them because nobody else seems to notice the sounds or care about them, and I don't want to sound like I'm making an excuse to snub them

@Ophillous version that fixes some little mistakes I didn’t catch because I had the hubris to check it at 1 AM

cursed furry pro-cop content 

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