Sticky toot

I'm a guy from New Jersey who's a structural engineer by profession and plays brass instruments (tuba, euphonium, trombone) in his free time; I also run the world's largest Final Fantasy XIV guild and enjoy '90s graphic design

I've also got an alt ( @jimpjorps ) where I'll post more about competitive music during the summer performance season

Sticky toot

posting dumb shit at 8:45 in the morning is good because I imagine a bunch of stereotypical American nuclear families sitting around the kitchen table eating pancakes and reading a newspaper made up of my dumb shit

moisture check, make sure you're staying moist, refill your lotion tub and check the nozzle on your spritzer

the fediverse is my "play with my phone while I'm sitting around in public" outlet and right now it's been like six months since the last time I used my phone for anything besides the alarm clock

dear gamers: lucio and lucario are the same thing

✨ 🇩🇪 you have been visited by the stripy flag of unsolicited computer advice.

fast boot times and affordable software will come to you, but only if you type:

𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙨, 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙡!

leaving an open tub of whey powder by the dumpster to help the neighborhood raccoons get ripped in 2020


My ass has an annuity but she needs cash now

~~~~~KNZK FOREVER~~~~~
add this to your signature if you're a true revoleugenary

took a midday nap and dreamed I invented "sippin' chips" (a pringles can full of crumbs and flavor powder)

Every time I come back to the fedi after a while everybody's always grappling with this same issue of being petrified of confronting their racist-ass friends. Learn to talk to each other. Anti-social behavior can't fly on a social network.

replacing all my email accounts with femail accounts

food mention 

went to Ikea today because my couch broke, and they were selling prepackaged take-out trays of swedish meatballs in the cafeteria

@jimpjorps every Beatle that did not make "Imagine" should be respected and congratulated

spotify has decided that I am a huge fan of Ringo Starr's solo work and at this point I'm just too tired to protest

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