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Roses are woody perennial flowering plants
Violets are short-stemmed and herbaceous
(At least according to what I read on Wikipedia)
(What the fuck rhymes with herbaceous?)

@infernusgoatus Roses are woody perennial flowering plants,

Violets are short-stemmed and herbaceous

This poem is now much more accurate

Though you may think it a tad loquacious

@infernusgoatus
Roses are woody
And violets, herbaceous
Both only existed
After the Cretaceous

@infernusgoatus
Roses are woody
And violets, herbaceous
There's lots in my Caddy--
The trunk is so spacious

@infernusgoatus Quite a lot of Latin-derived adjectives ending in ‘-aceous’.

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