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All right, it's time to officially our three cats.

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Our three cats intro. 

First up is Bambo.

Bambo is my step-cat. He belongs to @wicche. His hobbies include trying to drown himself in water fountains, getting stepped on in the kitchen because he can't be more than 4 inches away from another living being for extended periods of time, and smothering people and other cats in their sleep. It's often impossible to photograph him because 1) he's a black cat and 2) he wants to be against the camera. Almost all the photos I have of him are Bambo being cute and sleepy because that's the only time you can capture his image. (A notable exception is the infamous photo of Bambo And The Purple Dildo, which I haven't put in his intro post because that's rude.)

Bambo is a cat you have to experience to believe. Bambo has no chill. Bambo does everything 125% (except meowing, which he doesn't do very well). He grew up on the hard streets of upstate New York and never learned fear.

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Our three cats intro. 

Next up is Odysseus.

I've had Odysseus (and his sister) since they were kittens. As much chill as Bambo does not have, Odysseus does. He is a big dumb idiot sweetheart whose hobbies include sleeping, eating, and sleep-eating. He is a world champion at Being Adjacent. The moment you sit or lay down, he will find a way to be next to you with his whole being. His second-best friend is the Cat Who Lives In The Window (And The Dishwasher Door And The Oven Door And The Mirror), with whom he will confer for long minutes at a time. His favorite sport is Receiving Bellyrubs, for which he has won numerous gold medals. He is known as Mr. Duhrr or "Hey Buddy".

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Our three cats intro. 

Finally, there is Galadriel.

Galadriel is Odysseus's littermate. Like Odysseus, I've had her since she was a kitten. Galadriel is wound as tight as can be. Part of that is because she has a condition called nystagmus, which causes her eyes to constantly quiver and makes the whole world look like one big earthquake to her. Still, aside from being a bit jumpy and not having the most amazing balance, she gets along just fine.

Her passion is logistics, specializing in finding the optimal way to be on my person in some way or another. Her other hobbies include rolling around on the carpet, chatting, and telling you what you've done wrong. She is an expert at mommying. She has adopted Bambo as her broken child and does her best to make sure that all of us stay on Schedule. Her favorite place to be is on my shoulders.

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Thank you for coming to my cat intro, here's another photo of our three cats, thank you for your patience.

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@seafrog @wicche Okay well actually there are TWO of them, and here they are.

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@infernusgoatus @seafrog the memes that have already been memed from this

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@seafrog @wicche he is our special child and we love him

@Pixley He is a Good Boy and would be concerned by your death!

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