oh i forgot the picture to accompany the entry before last! Here You Go

anyway how they came to the conclusion that 100% of my hair is dyed red when i very obviously and very intentionally did a black and red thing, and was sitting RIGHT HERE IN EYESIGHT WITH PLENTY OF BLACK HAIR, continues to be beyond me

they've never brought it up again

they all immediately wrote it off and forgot

OKAY WHO IS TEXTING HIM, WHO IS HE TEXTING, WHAT ARE THEY PLOTTING, WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?????? THE TEXTS STILL HAVE NOT STOPPED

IS HE IN A HORSE DETECTIVE GROUP CHAT??????????

OKAY GANG WE'RE SAFE

he just called me over to show me the candle

he has no idea that it was only there for like 47 seconds before he found it, he rarely pays attention to that shelf but went for a salt shaker to put on some eggs and went "AH SON OF A BITCH" when he immediately noticed the lurking horse

he doesn't know whether it showed up last week or today

"IT CONTINUES"

me: "where the hell do you even get a horsehead candle???"

"I DUNNO, I DUNNO. -laughing- look at this damned thing"

@killeveryhetero it's gonna escalate to the point where you're gonna need like a pinup horse calendar soon

@wobin fuck there's no way this doesn't already exist

i could pin it to his cube wall behind his monitors

@killeveryhetero @wobin I feel like a horse calendar would be topical, given the connection to Day Of The Week that started all this...

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@wobin @killeveryhetero HAHA I was literally in the middle of typing a follow-up saying, "Bonus points if you go through and circle every Tuesday."

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