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Totally forgot I said I'd do a Beard Reveal on my Mastoversary, which has now come and gone. So enjoy my long fucking beard that never braids quite right. (selfie, ec, i guess you can boost it if you want to horrify your friends)

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Anyone who says that ad- and tracker-blockers are bad is a cop.

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wild horse who wants to be a knight of the spanish realm and loves his breakfast porridge: donkey oatey

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plants: i made a load of chemicals to tell centipedes and birds and things to fuck off. get poisoned and die centipedes
me: tastey meal :)

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lmao what if i emailed gamestop about the instance

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[selfies, eye contact, human no eye contact, boost me up]

By the time I have the free time to devote to hanging out on Mastodon again, I won't even know half the memes anymore.

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In this case it was that donkey he rode but they used to call a donkey an ass, you see

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Youth Pastor voice: "You know who else had a nice ass?"

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if you don't give all your villagers an equal share of your fruit/fish/bug profits, you're bourgeoisie scum. why should you get to live in a six room mansion while they languish in poverty? #animalcrossing #communism

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Teddy Cuhmbutson wants to connect with you on LinkedIn

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re: Remote Writing Opportunity :boost_ok: 

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Remote Writing Opportunity :boost_ok: 

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