Totally forgot I said I'd do a Beard Reveal on my Mastoversary, which has now come and gone. So enjoy my long fucking beard that never braids quite right. (selfie, ec, i guess you can boost it if you want to horrify your friends)

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**George Stalex** @infernusgoatus@radical.town · Feb 13, 2020, 21:43

Sticky toot

**George Stalex** @infernusgoatus@radical.town · Feb 13, 2020, 21:43

Feb 13, 2020, 21:43

George Stalex @infernusgoatus@radical.town

All right, it's time to officially #intro our three cats.

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**George Stalex** @infernusgoatus@radical.town · Jan 15, 2020, 17:53

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**George Stalex** @infernusgoatus@radical.town · Jan 15, 2020, 17:53

Jan 15, 2020, 17:53

George Stalex @infernusgoatus@radical.town

🅷 🅴 🅻 🅻 🅾

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**George Stalex** @infernusgoatus@radical.town · Jul 31, 2019, 15:45

Sticky toot

**George Stalex** @infernusgoatus@radical.town · Jul 31, 2019, 15:45

Jul 31, 2019, 15:45

George Stalex @infernusgoatus@radical.town

Anyone who says that ad- and tracker-blockers are bad is a cop.

**George Stalex** @infernusgoatus@radical.town · Nov 18, 2019, 03:16

Sticky toot

**George Stalex** @infernusgoatus@radical.town · Nov 18, 2019, 03:16

Nov 18, 2019, 03:16

George Stalex @infernusgoatus@radical.town

teenage moving ouija turtle

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**George Stalex** @infernusgoatus@radical.town · Apr 10, 2021, 18:24

**George Stalex** @infernusgoatus@radical.town · Apr 10, 2021, 18:24

Apr 10, 2021, 18:24

George Stalex @infernusgoatus@radical.town

I am very disappointed

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**George Stalex** · Apr 09, 2021, 16:36

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**George Stalex** @infernusgoatus@radical.town · Apr 09, 2021, 16:36

Apr 09, 2021, 16:36

George Stalex @infernusgoatus@radical.town

The H in IMHO stands for

29% honest
37% humbe
33% horny

**George Stalex** · Apr 10, 2021, 18:02

George Stalex boosted

**Louisa** @Louisa@mastodon.xyz · Apr 10, 2021, 18:02

Apr 10, 2021, 18:02

Louisa @Louisa@mastodon.xyz

Oh man now I might have to make these for dinner https://smittenkitchen.com/2021/04/lemon-potatoes/

I've been very into lemon and herbs lately

**George Stalex** · Apr 10, 2021, 12:11

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**no drama vibes chillout guy** @lennie@radical.town · Apr 10, 2021, 12:11

Apr 10, 2021, 12:11

no drama vibes chillout guy @lennie@radical.town

@requrious @healyn this guy was ahead of the game

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**George Stalex** · Apr 10, 2021, 12:30

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**Erik** @bright_helpings@mspsocial.net · Apr 10, 2021, 12:30

Apr 10, 2021, 12:30

Erik @bright_helpings@mspsocial.net

I've been trying to sort through photos on my phone which means I've just looked at like six months of Gary pictures and I honestly feel better for it. :)

Here, you can have a Gary picture too.

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**George Stalex** · Apr 10, 2021, 13:02

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**Vexillology Corsair** @whiskeysailor@skull.website · Apr 10, 2021, 13:02

Apr 10, 2021, 13:02

Vexillology Corsair @whiskeysailor@skull.website

Tired: bodega cats
Wired: bodega giant monitors

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**George Stalex** · Apr 10, 2021, 13:14

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**infrequent poster** @remulacfrommars@jorts.horse · Apr 10, 2021, 13:14

Apr 10, 2021, 13:14

infrequent poster @remulacfrommars@jorts.horse

I have put Saran Wrap on the toilet seat of one lucky follower

**George Stalex** · Apr 09, 2021, 23:16

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**infrequent poster** @remulacfrommars@jorts.horse · Apr 09, 2021, 23:16

Apr 09, 2021, 23:16

infrequent poster @remulacfrommars@jorts.horse

It’s 2021. Dishes should wash themselves

**George Stalex** @infernusgoatus@radical.town · Apr 10, 2021, 11:40

**George Stalex** @infernusgoatus@radical.town · Apr 10, 2021, 11:40

Apr 10, 2021, 11:40

George Stalex @infernusgoatus@radical.town

Good morning to dogclown emoji

**George Stalex** · Apr 10, 2021, 04:50

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**Emoji Bot** @emojibot@botsin.space · Apr 10, 2021, 04:50

Apr 10, 2021, 04:50

Emoji Bot @emojibot@botsin.space

current mood:

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**George Stalex** · Apr 10, 2021, 06:32

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**Anti-Horny Activist** @breakfastgolem@mastodon.social · Apr 10, 2021, 06:32

Apr 10, 2021, 06:32

Anti-Horny Activist @breakfastgolem@mastodon.social

The three words she wants to hear

Hello night crew

**George Stalex** · Apr 10, 2021, 08:22

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**tobi (they/them)** @dumpsterqueer@ondergrond.org · Apr 10, 2021, 08:22

Apr 10, 2021, 08:22

tobi (they/them) @dumpsterqueer@ondergrond.org

There's a croissant next to me

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**George Stalex** · Apr 10, 2021, 08:46

George Stalex boosted

**<b_o_x> ポスト天才** @hightithe2@monads.online · Apr 10, 2021, 08:46

Apr 10, 2021, 08:46

<b_o_x> ポスト天才 @hightithe2@monads.online

heavy is the head that subtoots the crown

**George Stalex** · Apr 10, 2021, 11:30

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**[REQ] classic edition** @requrious@mastodon.social · Apr 10, 2021, 11:30

Apr 10, 2021, 11:30

[REQ] classic edition @requrious@mastodon.social

@healyn it's fucking netflix, I think they can afford to pay professionals for this smh

**George Stalex** · Apr 10, 2021, 05:30

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**healyn** @healyn@mastodon.social · Apr 10, 2021, 05:30

Apr 10, 2021, 05:30

healyn @healyn@mastodon.social

hearing rumors that netflix is running out of murderers to do a 10-part documentary about, and is asking for volunteer murderers

**George Stalex** · Apr 10, 2021, 03:07

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**the tiger quing** @baronnarcveldt@beach.city · Apr 10, 2021, 03:07

Apr 10, 2021, 03:07

the tiger quing @baronnarcveldt@beach.city

did you know there's an official way to scramble a rubiks cube for competition?

**George Stalex** · Apr 10, 2021, 02:56

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**Blackle Mori** @SuricrasiaOnline@cybre.space · Apr 10, 2021, 02:56

Apr 10, 2021, 02:56

Blackle Mori @SuricrasiaOnline@cybre.space

want to help even more with the cursed computer facts sorting? I've got a whole new form with lots of cursed content:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc6KkNYNGPcBthvobHHaN5NjGaeiKivRzoDLBvV_uCoBMDJ3A/viewform?usp=sf_link

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**George Stalex** · Apr 09, 2021, 22:21

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**Blackle Mori** @SuricrasiaOnline@cybre.space · Apr 09, 2021, 22:21

Apr 09, 2021, 22:21

Blackle Mori @SuricrasiaOnline@cybre.space

hey if you're a computer person would you like to fill out this form to see how well known these cursed computer things are?

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf5bWzS8MI1aUEtSp6h-GitucJh8ndOSYFKSLkeMxoy14pjoA/viewform?usp=sf_link

**George Stalex** · Apr 10, 2021, 01:35

George Stalex boosted

**xXmorb!dsweet!e420Xx** @swirlz@skull.website · Apr 10, 2021, 01:35

Apr 10, 2021, 01:35

xXmorb!dsweet!e420Xx @swirlz@skull.website

@radicalrobit bringing my 2 foot long post it note to the grocery store

**George Stalex** · Apr 10, 2021, 01:34

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**Laser powered robit** @radicalrobit@laserdisc.party · Apr 10, 2021, 01:34

Apr 10, 2021, 01:34

Laser powered robit @radicalrobit@laserdisc.party

I thought an alexa equipped "smart" microwave was the dumbest thing I've ever heard of but Amazon has outdone themselves. They now have a sticky not printer powered by alexa

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Pronouns: he/him

Amateurnouns: anything not he/him (don't be an amateur)

Satan: yes

Oatmeal: yEs

chill queer anti-capitalist

I fix computers for a living and like dead things, leatherwork, and earthy things.

perpetually awful at writing bios

18+, they don't even let me out in public

Joined Dec 2018

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