The Stalex @infernusgoatus@radical.town

swinging by the dick sucking store, anyone want anything

gotta go to the 911 store to pick up more emergencies

@Zeny I think it's revenge for everyone who tried to start out the year with "more like Boring 20s amirite"

@starwall @Zeny arguably, this decade started in 2016

You know.

Most decades take a while to get started. There's usually a year or two of build up towards the decade's new culture. But 2020? 2020 came out swinging. It made sure to announce itself as a new decade with as much force as it fucking could.

@esvrld It's homework time, people.

[Grand Moff Tarkin voice] I’m taking an awful dick, Vader

@esvrld @melissasage @DeltaFlood next step: knowyourmeme article

@LuigiEsq https://twitter.com/Raybrandt4Smash/status/1278093916819111940?s=20 what the

um if the soul doesn’t exist then how did Edward put Alphonse in a suit of armor after he lost his body? chequemate atheists.

That considered, piracy is only fair trade. I talk about your product in public, I draw fanarts, write fanfictions, compose music for your product? In exchange, I won't pay shit for having it.

fandom is the tool through which studios and publishers save marketing money by making their audience work for free

damn i hope some of my close high school friends who are totally uncontactable came out and are living their best queer and trans lives

right now there are at least 3 political cartoonist scrambling to draw Mickey Mouse on a ventilator

Hey do you want some gritty sauce on that foot long?

today i got the rare treat of watching someone’s expression drop from interest to disappointment as i told them the reason his hyundai wasn’t behaving was because it was sonaughty