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i won’t be satisfied until every major tech corporation has offered me things to strap to my face and look like a dipshit in public

Saw a car with the license plate "KING BEE" the other day and was like, "Buddy..."

I, Whitus Cismanicus, shall deconstruct your own sarcasm and feed it back to you in one gigantic, detailed explanation.

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lewd shitpost 

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@ponfarr

oh, i recognize this! love to lol at millennials who don't even know how to use a rotary horoscope.

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it turns out the real "stranger things" is how our media keeps recycling stories from the past because our culture cant conceive of a better future

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One of the (many) reasons I like the Fedi is that it’s the only place on line that isn’t a fever dream of algorithmically driven content designed to confuse me into clicking an ad.

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I’m reclaiming chivalry, time to update these commandments

1. “Thou shalt believe all that the Church teaches and though shalt observe all its directions.” Yeah we’re gonna throw that one right in the trash

2. “Thou shalt defend the Church” Yep, let’s cut this one too

3. “Thou shalt respect all weakness, and shall constitute thyself the defender of them.” Cool, that’s a keeper

4. “Thou shalt love the country in which you wast born” I mean, go off if you want, but it’s not a commandment anymore

5. “Thou shalt not recoil before thine enemy” Seems fine

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not knowing your grindr hookup’s name so you just call him “comrade”

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We should all start dressing like mild vampires. No fangs, no makeup, just dark clothes and slicked hair

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“Put it on my bill” is the ultimate dad joke (if you are a duck).

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Every time these electrodes appear on your feed, they are electrocuting you.

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I really do want to be a lich but I just don't have the money for it

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Drew Carey did a cameo in an actual Sims game and there's nothing any of us can do about it.

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The AR-15 was named after Ayn Rand and the maximum age at which it's okay to think she should be taken seriously

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