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Anyone who says that ad- and tracker-blockers are bad is a cop.

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*[Papa Roach voice]*
The origin of species
Birds came from dinosaurs

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Thinking about the deep, existential struggle present in the lyrics of Bob The Builder.

What if he can't?

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These people fishing bicycles out of the canal have the coolest job

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a significant fraction of social media posts can be distilled down to folks incredulously asking "can you believe other people aren't me?!"

how do those people have such little self-awareness? like, i would absolutely catch myself doing that shit. can't fathom how other people don't.

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Bethesda was actually making a political statement about mass transit and humanity and congress or something

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Today is my birthday and I would like each of you to find it in your hearts to forgive someone today (me)

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just watched 3 seconds of footage of a man taking a long plastic hose spurting high volume low pressure water under the cover of darkness and inserting it into a cold grey low tide mud flat as he takes his second hand and searches for a huge phallic geoduck clam and i think it was some kind of deactivation code because my eyes shut of their own accord and i slumped over into a small microsleep

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I love the basement of the theatre, it's very warm and everything is nice comforting stone and look at this fire door, it's a real looker

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If you like videos like this, tap that subscribe button. Just gently touch it with your fingers. Speak softly to it. Let it know you care.

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One trend I do not like in animation is making everything a pseudo-musical. I blame Adventure Time for starting this trend, and the accursed Stefano Universe for taking it to the next level.

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Wow if I knew Ring fit could deliver results like these I'd have picked it up a long time ago.

(Pic by foxfeather on birdsite)

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weaponizing my cowlick by putting way too much gel on it so it gets all spiky and pointy. calling myself the “human bayonet” as i do this

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My robot just suggested a "period piece about a horse that plays basketball" and now I can't stop thinking about what that would look like

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