Rad Stalex @infernusgoatus@radical.town

Me: Haven't checked Nextdoor in a while, I wonder what's been happening there.

Nextdoor:

we live in a skeleton

👏Fuck👏your👏trip

Please sir, there's no need to be so epic. I have a wife and kids

Cryptids in a roar after it turns everyone else was dating mothman too

The Shoelace Wanter

@LuigiEsq @Blakely me: “I’m going to stop eating Dunkin‘ Donuts, it’s not only one of the most stereotypical New England things that I do but it’s absolutely horrible for my health and it’s not a good company and sure the coffee tastes better than Starbucks but let’s not pretend it’s not still a coffee I have to load up with sweeteners whereas I can drink most other coffee black and”

also me: “hm pumpkin is back”

people should say “The ghost is clear” instead of “the coast is clear”. I can see coasts. they’re beautiful. ghosts are actually clear.

injecting junk data into automated data collection systems is much more disruptive than blocking them

What do we want? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

When do we want it?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

oh my fucjing god this reddit thread

Mastodon culture is posting something completely normal and mundane like "going to the store" but it's CWed hypnokink