Rad Stalex @infernusgoatus@radical.town

I like mastodon because I follow a lot of people and I don't think any of them think cops are good

Siri, is it illegal to "ok boomer" a judge?

help, i've fallen (into a bad sleeping routine) and i can't get up (when i want to in the morning)

> U.S. court finds wearing unearned military medals is free speech

lmao, goddem

good morning, I love the powerglove, it’s so bad

warning - extreme macho man randy savage levels detected

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Excuse me but why the FUCK can I not get this owl-sleeved sweater in an adult size

Me, trying to remember what spongebob is called: you know who I mean, the yellow guy, blowjob sweatpants

big mood

when I'm laying down in bed holding my phone above my face and I drop it

When I’m told I must replace my milk

@dredmorbius it might help if you look up his full name: Emmett Drägondiez Nuts Across Your Face!

Introducing the Bernie hoe *turns around, sweatpants with the word BERNIE on my ass*

taking mma classes on the weekend. we’ve been practicing spinning back kicks into the drywall to protect our fists

this is the advantage of the communal web, of the fediverse and other things hosted not to make money, but for their own sake

the image on the left is showing how many things our adblocker blocks on youtube. on the right, awoo.space

when making money is a goal, things get more and more exploitative. when it isn't, things are just... nicer all around.

i really do think the communal web is the way to go, and i hope we can preserve this and prevent it being co-opted and exploited by capitalism

@dankwraith this man's indistinguishable career playing a sport: several pages of text in the main section of his wiki article

this man borrowing $75 million from RI for his video game company, squandering that money, defaulting on the loan and leaving his employees high and dry: a couple of paragraphs under "Personal Life > Gaming" that lets him have the last word

i am simply sitting here and thinking about the time that curt schilling defrauded the state of rhode island of millions of dollars to make a single player MMO

nsfw