The Stalex @infernusgoatus@radical.town

Come with me
My love
To the sea
The sea of cum

@udell_games this, right here, is the true face of Bob the Builder

Thinking about the deep, existential struggle present in the lyrics of Bob The Builder.

What if he can't?

These people fishing bicycles out of the canal have the coolest job

this little freak does not respect me

a significant fraction of social media posts can be distilled down to folks incredulously asking "can you believe other people aren't me?!"

how do those people have such little self-awareness? like, i would absolutely catch myself doing that shit. can't fathom how other people don't.

You've heard of anime avatars

Get ready for

Amine avatars

Bethesda was actually making a political statement about mass transit and humanity and congress or something

Today is my birthday and I would like each of you to find it in your hearts to forgive someone today (me)

just watched 3 seconds of footage of a man taking a long plastic hose spurting high volume low pressure water under the cover of darkness and inserting it into a cold grey low tide mud flat as he takes his second hand and searches for a huge phallic geoduck clam and i think it was some kind of deactivation code because my eyes shut of their own accord and i slumped over into a small microsleep

I love the basement of the theatre, it's very warm and everything is nice comforting stone and look at this fire door, it's a real looker

@garfiald https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/7550191-neon-genesis-evangelion-meets-garfield-and-friends

One trend I do not like in animation is making everything a pseudo-musical. I blame Adventure Time for starting this trend, and the accursed Stefano Universe for taking it to the next level.

Wow if I knew Ring fit could deliver results like these I'd have picked it up a long time ago.

(Pic by foxfeather on birdsite)

weaponizing my cowlick by putting way too much gel on it so it gets all spiky and pointy. calling myself the “human bayonet” as i do this

My robot just suggested a "period piece about a horse that plays basketball" and now I can't stop thinking about what that would look like