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Totally forgot I said I'd do a Beard Reveal on my Mastoversary, which has now come and gone. So enjoy my long fucking beard that never braids quite right. (selfie, ec, i guess you can boost it if you want to horrify your friends)

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Anyone who says that ad- and tracker-blockers are bad is a cop.

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Spitroasting myself in an effort to outdo everyone.

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swinging by the dick sucking store, anyone want anything

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gotta go to the 911 store to pick up more emergencies

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@Zeny I think it's revenge for everyone who tried to start out the year with "more like Boring 20s amirite"

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You know.

Most decades take a while to get started. There's usually a year or two of build up towards the decade's new culture. But 2020? 2020 came out swinging. It made sure to announce itself as a new decade with as much force as it fucking could.

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[Grand Moff Tarkin voice] I’m taking an awful dick, Vader

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um if the soul doesn’t exist then how did Edward put Alphonse in a suit of armor after he lost his body? chequemate atheists.

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That considered, piracy is only fair trade. I talk about your product in public, I draw fanarts, write fanfictions, compose music for your product? In exchange, I won't pay shit for having it.

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fandom is the tool through which studios and publishers save marketing money by making their audience work for free

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damn i hope some of my close high school friends who are totally uncontactable came out and are living their best queer and trans lives

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covid/shitpost 

Rich people have no concept of what shelves are for. They don't use them for storage, they fill them with soulless garbage because they have no joy in their lives, just emptiness.

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today i got the rare treat of watching someone’s expression drop from interest to disappointment as i told them the reason his hyundai wasn’t behaving was because it was sonaughty

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