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every morning the same routine, a can of mace and a shave in the dark

hang on, let me tell my vro to be cool and don't fuck this up for me

golf ball sized welt on his forehead just now, still trying to lift himself up on the handlebars while riding down a hill

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son, age 2,picking up large sick to tilt at windmill in his scooter

k12, virtual learning 

mayor plan to reopen for kids struggling to learn online looks really good when we're talking to a parent whose kid isn't working, and she's like trying to throw it back on us like we did something wrong while the kid does "look how cute I am" at her feet

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Scroll down the menu to "Instant Text". Type your message, hit Enter to submit. You can either display it by selecting "Run w/out save" or add more pages to it by selecting "Add page"

** DO NOT ENTER PASSWORDS THAT DONT BELONG TO YOU BUT IF YOU WERE CURIOUS... ** The default password is "DOTS". In all likelihood, the crew will not have changed it. However if they did, while holding "Control" and "Shift", enter "DIPY". This will reset the sign and reset the password to "DOTS". You're in!

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**FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY**
How many times have you driven by an electronic road sign like one of these?
This is the ADDCO portable sign.

*** WARNING YOU SHOULD NEVER TAMPER WITH THESE SIGNS ***

The access panel on the sign is generally protected by a small lock, but often are left unprotected. Upon opening the access panel you can see the display electronics.

The black control pad is attached by a curly cord, with a keyboard on the face.

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k12, virtual learning 

I totally did meet with parents on zoom calls for 9 hours straight today

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Polyester fibers are what you get when you make cotton candy out of gasoline

k12, virtual learning 

I would like to say I'm 33, and people who have been in the business 20 years more than me are so much better than me at saying the right thing in the right tone at the right time.

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k12, virtual learning 

we, however, do get in trouble with the parent who claims we don't know her child because the kid doesn't turn on her camera, doesn't do work, and claims she can't get online because of faulty wifi hospots.

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k12, virtual learning 

nothing like a parent teacher conference to bring the group together while ostracizing the one teacher who is not softening data to represent the realities of unfinished learning and testing from home

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in la neuva luna's breakthrough cumbia album, la fuerza joven, the album begins with singer marcelo gonzalez shouting "cumbia!". as the album progresses this shout out moves to "cumbia, y de la buena", and then to "cumbia, y siempre de la buena". this is what we refer to as thematic development

Inviting all my mufos that have each other blocked to my house for a party, without telling them the guest list. I lock the doors. "it's time for you to work out your differences :)"

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