mostly trying not to fall over
he/him, late 20s
eight weeks from now i'm gonna strut out of quarantine with a set of big stone tablets reading "chips are just savory cereal"
"As you know Greendale students, we've spent the last few weeks in quaran-DEAN but that doesn't mean we can't let ourselves have some fun at our special online only COVID DANCE!"
question that plague thinker of all time
me, crawling 40 days and 40 nights through the desert, throwing the water goblet you offer me aside, whispering: pay attention to me
what is an instance? a miserable little pile of posters
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY GIVE ME BOOSTS 🎂
tired: bee-stung lipswired: wasp-stung eyelids
@healyn Centrist Milk Hotel
animal cross to the polls
cloud hoisting my petard
john milfs booth
youve been hitstruck bybooth
give me a million dollars or give me death
@grant this could be my beautiful house, this might be my beautiful wife
some elderly spanish man has some like, sad looking broccoli on the internet
schrodinger's beautiful wife
field trip to the mailbox baby
to clarify, i’m sleepy, not the mothers
sleepy motherfucker alert
oops! all shambling monstrosities
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