i'm not certain who has been owned worse in this scenario

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some dipshit has used my email address to sign up for quibi

launching my generic mrs. dash competitor, dr. zest

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my people are in talks with hans from stuttgart's people. we are exploring the possibility of a peace treaty

siri how to get prime minister out from behind couch

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ah fuck i think harold holt is behind the couch

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i don't know who needs to hear this, but:

you're never too old or too young to rob the Vatican. don't let the haters sway you

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can you imagine how sinister a king-sized race car bed would be

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Antifa has introduced a new pumpkin spice molotov cocktail!!!!!! Ooooohhhb

like many malls a decade ago, she has the zumiez

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step into the Reply Guy Dome!

two guys enter!

several more guys enter!

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my sister is claiming that guy fieri was a firefighter at 9/11 and thats why he always wears flames on his shirt

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<admin hat>
an incident involving an account violating a number of rules occurred within the past hour. we are aware of it.

the worst of it has been deleted, and the account has been disabled. further action will be taken once other mods have a chance to catch up.
</admin>

#MastoAdmin

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Next challenge: go 7 full days without a 1000+ follower account having a racist meltdown.

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