gonna make "mistakenly identifies There Will Be Blood as Lorenzo's Oil" my new thing

pwease don't waise the minimum wage, i'm just a smow bean who should be awwowed to pubwicwy subsidize my business by undewpaying my empwoyees and fowcing them to wewy on sociaw sewvices

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cask of amontillado-ing the gun couple into their hideous home

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toast is going through her despondent on the bathroom floor phase

sarah: i can't see without my glasses! i'm 0.25 in one eye and -0.5 in the other

my -10.0 in both eyes ass: you are like a little baby

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if my wife is going to leave her glasses next to my glasses, the very least she could do is get worse vision so i can see when i mistakenly put them on

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@dreadpirateyarr i typoed this but i'm doubling down on bamama as my new fruit wife

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You can rely on me to keep the memory of knzk alive

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can’t wait to meet up with the lads and drink sea water

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Glinner, fediblock 

terfs & transphobes & birdsite but make it +++ 

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