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I'm just a dumb slut stop making me think about dns.

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hey mom? can you come pick me up? I'm at a party and a boy just called me his ramona flowers.

as a virgo, my kink is being people's emergency contact.

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there's a joke here about the second coming but I haven't figured out what it is yet.

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am I allowed to masturbate on easter? the lord's day?

I'm just a dumb slut stop making me think about dns.

foreplay but it's just i solve a rubiks cube while my gf is in the room and we keep our clothes on the whole time.

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my gf says I'm like a weighted blanket with feelings.

girlfriends don't let girlfriends get cherry mx blues.

sexting my girlfriend by describing my red-black tree implementation in excruciating detail.

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dentist: open up please

me: I still haven't come out to my dad, not because I'm afraid he won't accept me, but because I'm afraid of all intimacy with him

dentist: damn, you're valid for not wanting to talk to him, but thats really not what i meant,

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omw to help you rob a bank by hacking into their computer system.

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technically im a false switch, it says NaN - sleepy bitch mode activated

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gays be like β€œi should change out of my pajamas and put on real clothes” and then wear overalls and a sports bra all day

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i am not a crocheter, i'm much better at knitting, but i crocheted this totoro for a baby and okay it's pretty cute.

i truly believe that my cat's sole purpose on this earth is to make my life a living hell.

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