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'My name is Sam Walton, wal of walmarts:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'

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acnh 

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may i offer you a healyn selfie in this trying time

watching him talk activates the same part of the brain as watching serial killer interviews

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biden’s appeal is strictly manson vibes

getting rib surgery to form the mythological ourobourous. and for no other reason despite the vicious lies spread against me.

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same goddamn tarantula keeps wrecking my shit cuz the trees are in the way

watching ppl beat terrible mario maker levels is very satisfying

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only flowless, master of all subtooting, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished

ever since i could remember, i always wanted to be a godfather

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the cops are coming from inside the instance

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well, at least we got rid of the CRYPTID virus on here am i right folks

in a hall of mirrors but every mirror has the corner prophets wikipedia entry on it

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the thing but its mastodon users trying to figure who is really self agency in disguise

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if you sexualize anything about animal crossing I will come to your house when quarantine is over and destroy your shit

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thinking about throwing my hat in the dirt and asking “what in tarnation”

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