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'My name is Sam Walton, wal of walmarts:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'

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check out james brown as lionel from thundercats

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Thanks I hate it. The picture really makes it but I am not including that here

making those homemade mcdonalds eggs that have the same texture as rubber

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@SanfordianPhil i’ve already gobbled the fat cock of the law. no turning back for me

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i do not like to "get dommed"... i simply get off on empowering women

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I'm pretty sure its still blackface if you're going as Justin Trudeau in blackface for halloween

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before frank ocean drops this album anyone wanna admit they robbed a bank

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Ah fuck I bumped into a dude in a red flannel at Starbucks and accidentally formed an incredibly successful two piece folk duo

OPP stands for
Other
Peoples
Pies (on windowsills)

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mastodon kicks ass because basically anyone from "myasstodon" gets an auto follow back from me but accounts from "mastodon.social" are always highly suspect and have to be thoroughly checked out

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apparently you are ineligible for jury duty if you say that it would "be your pleasure to suck off the long-arm of justice until its bone dry"

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sure you know mpmley. its that podcast with the brothers. you know, monster factory

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i am picking up all my #shortking mutuals and raising them into the sky so they can see what i see

i had very "ppl coming to me thinking i had drugs" energy in like the 9th grade

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if you're hot and cant find someone to sell you drugs you are like a person playing on easy mode and unable to even get out of the tutorial section

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whats the "." in anderson .paaks name

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