23 year old bi, knzk alumni. he/him. knzk forever. follow me on myasstodon too if you want. 18+
check out james brown as lionel from thundercats
i am both the guy who died jerking off at pompeii and the person who got crushed by a rock acme style at pompeii
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is this shit real?
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bar for bar what was better. the macklemore song about his tiny little dick or eminem rap god
found out former lapd chief of police daryl gates was cremated and i would like to know where that urn is located. its definitely not so that i can take a shit in it. i promise.
fuck daryl gates
oh at least they arent driving tanks into the front of ppls homes on the nightly news and injuring kids anymore. that movie SWAT had the use of one of those things as an Epic moment.
i got pulled over and the cop told me i had a gang injunction as a “joke”
they should be giving out gang injuctions to the fucking lapd
socially gamer fiscally sjw
damn 😔 it really be like that
who wants to hang out this weekend
benny the butcher made an album about the plugs he met and im gonna write a book on the posts ive made
the “like and or boost your reply to my post” patreon tier
im gonna become an influencer. influence everybody to give me money. put my friendship behind a paywall. you have to buy characters to text me with like the minutes on a pre paid cell phone
looney tunes skunk peepee le poo poo
these are my business casual cargo shorts and nike air monarchs for family court and bbqs both
bruh i had to explain gravity to my coworker who was trying to “im not saying i believe the earth is flat, but....” his was thru a conversation
why dont flat earthers just start digging
i’m either going astronaut or full on flat earth conspiracy guru it’s honestly up to nasa at this point bro
these underground rappers with soulful beats and mafioso coke rap personas always gotta slip in some weird homophobia. that shit never fails
tom hanks is gonna try too hard as mr rogers
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