I like weeds @gender_noncompliant@radical.town

the only good tweet

Wow.

gnosticism? do you mean spicy chr- [i am instantly dragged off the stage by a vaudeville hook]

[Oasis voice] and after aaaaallll,
You’re my dick and baaaaalls

it's only creepypasta if it's from the creepy region of italy, otherwise it's just sparkling creepynoodles

Coronavirus live news: WHO drops hydroxychloroquine trial as Mexico death toll questioned https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2020/may/26/coronavirus-live-news-covid-19-uupdates-who-drops-hydroxychloroquine-trial-as-mexico-death-toll-questioned #MiddleEastandNorthAfrica #Coronavirusoutbreak #Infectiousdiseases #Medicalresearch #Australianews #Microbiology #AsiaPacific #Worldnews #Americas #Science #UKnews #USnews #Brazil #Africa

Mexico City records thousands more deaths than usual, amid doubt over official Covid-19 toll https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/26/mexico-city-records-thousands-more-deaths-than-usual-amid-doubt-over-official-covid-19-toll #Coronavirusoutbreak #Americas #Mexico

freelancers, what do you use to get paid? (paypal, wire, bank transfer)
asking for me bc I might need to switch things about. You can dm to this post if you feel most comfortable.

Note that I don't accept dm's in other situations from people that are not a mutual.

You don’t have to be productive. Just rest or do what you want.

i seriously think i could train him in search and rescue. he is so smart. already learning to fetch after 2 days of practice. either that or as a therapy cat, because he's the sweetest kitten i have ever had.

I'm recursive Rick, Morty! I turned myself into Rick Sanchez who turned himself into Rick Sanchez who turned hims

joke: domming yourself into doing self-care

bespoke: doing self-care because it’s your responsibility to look after your sub

Sitting in a uncomfortably warm room with all of my former selves.

if i was a beekeeper i'd get rid of the queen bee and install a new ruler who i knew was loyal to me... you can never bee too careful with these things

I keep reading things like «In times of crisis you see who your true friends are». That is toxic and wrong.

Your real friends may be the ones that really need your help right now but can't find the courage or the energy to ask for it. So they don't say anything.

In times of crisis you can only tell which people are willing and able to give, and for everyone else you don't know, they might need you.

So if you can, go be a friend, and maybe make new great friends. People need it.