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This picture is the funniest picture in the world and has been my lock screen for months

This is what my text messages look like with a LOT of people right now

I wish I was joking. No note except a nonspecific one about love featuring Totoro

Someone just sent me twelve gold balls and four? silver balloons in the mail.

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The, uh, abbreviations on this car parts website are something else. Currently browsing "Reservoir & Pump Assy-Washer"

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*while playing dragon quest, unsolicited, to everyone within earshot* yeah, you could say I'm on a dragon quest...

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the first 4 seconds of "Ana Ng" is the last time that rock music sounded genuinely futuristic (1988)

Reply guy is just a gender swapped holla back girl send toot

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i heard there was a secret chord
that David played and it pleased the lord
but you don't really care for music, boo-yah

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Welcome to Gosh Club,

The first rule of Gosh Club is..
*reads notes, goes red in the face*
oh.. heck. erm.. oh gosh.

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the correct way to pronounce female is like "tamale"

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i just saw a license plate that said 2THELMT and i thought it meant "toot helmet"

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I'm left handed so whenever I need to remember left from right I imagine wiping my own ass.

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