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starting a yoga youtube channel where i swear more and more pass the 8 minute mark and every video ends with me collapsed in tears
there. anyone can follow me now. excellent
just accidentally disallowed a follow...i should just unlock my account to begin with. what could possibly go wrong?
got an ad for EVE Online with my banking app
put battlebots in the olympics
i will never stop mixing up the words stigma/smegma/stigmata and it will never be okay
hot single serotonin reuptake inhibitors in your spqre time for fun and profit!
"i don't know if this is what a man likes to hear, but you're just the cutest little thing" is the only pick-up line i have/need
why do we have to give men's tank tops such a violent name? Isn't the military industrial complex violent enough?
did you know if you start playing dark side of the moon and the wizard of oz at the same time you can't hear either very well and it's frustrating
battlebots is sports
i would feel more secure with a trusty robot assasin
i will never shut the fuck up, sit the fuck down, or move the fuck over
i will not wear cat ears because it is a violation of my fetlife privacy settings
men are, unfortunately, very cute
"I'm not a fascist, I'm just a fascist enabler" is sea level moral highground
all one star reviews are goofs and all 5 star reviews are paid
proud ally to anyone with their heads up their asses
I've got a dick with little gills
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