my roomie's parents' dog is named Ozzie Pawsborne, Prince of Barkness and i can't sleep until i toot about it

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tqking a midnight train going anywhere, as a bit

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deadass taint.agency may be my best joke of the month

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never a bad time to apologize to my followers

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tagging the side of a building with a random password purchased from the dark web

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Simmering will-they-wont-they hate/romance between past me and future me, the writers have really dragged it out though.

relationships, family 

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food 

a celebrity receiving an award: thank you to everyone who's supported me!
me: haha yeah I did fave that selfie, you're welcome

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"back on my bullshit" implies that there was a time in which i was not on my bullshit
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Radical Town

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