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I just made an account to say I love Linkin Park

i changed the font on my phone so im reading in a different voice

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beware of "the opposite sex"- they are composed of antimatter and will combust if you touch them

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ah hair petting is very important part of this economy

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the only ugly thing about me is my giant ego

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gallant washes his hands for 20 seconds, goofus touches his face

if you're not doing anything this time in 2040, you wanna rest your head in my lap while I stroke your hair? lol yeah i told you I'm into some freaky shit

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don't use april fools as an excuse to just be an asshole 2020

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@fructose_dealer so in our case, it's like when a new employee can't figure out the register and just puts the price down under a different product name so the line keeps moving

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a birth certificate is just a receipt for a person

right now I'm 20% done, 15% pissed off, 5% horny, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the name

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You can't cancel Davey. They're on auto renew. You have to call the line, find the account number, it's a whole ordeal

I was a cute baby but I had an awkward phase from 2003-2017

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