Davey @fructose_dealer@radical.town

if i get 1,420 followers i post my nuts

I just made an account to say I love Linkin Park

i changed the font on my phone so im reading in a different voice

i just want my torso streamlined nice; like a doll, or a hotdog

the only ugly thing about me is my giant ego

my autocompletes for "your"

if you're not doing anything this time in 2040, you wanna rest your head in my lap while I stroke your hair? lol yeah i told you I'm into some freaky shit

who called it rimming and not bum appetit

don't use april fools as an excuse to just be an asshole 2020

right now I'm 20% done, 15% pissed off, 5% horny, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the name

in 2020, winning to the left is literally any forward movement toward social progress, and winning to the right is making a 19-year-old girl cry

You can't cancel Davey. They're on auto renew. You have to call the line, find the account number, it's a whole ordeal

I was a cute baby but I had an awkward phase from 2003-2017

my optimism was curable

I'm not the sharpest bulb in the drawer