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I just want to make friends and influence people; and maybe, just maybe, learn a little something about life on the way
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I just made an account to say I love Linkin Park
my humps, my humps, my lovely gamer lumps
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Dick *and* balls? In this economy??
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ive got a big, fat ass and a simultaneously broad and deep set of communication skills
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i love how CWs have to be like "okay this is for real a lewd" because lewd-CWed toots are usually just "pussies lol boost if agree"
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Emotional Performance Enhancing Drugs.
boys? good.
world is harsh and cold, tiddy soft and warm
The World's Strongest Man competition except instead of pulling cars they have to carry my emotional baggage
I refuse to learn the difference between Charlie Puth and Shawn Mendes
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lewd shitpost
this Xmas I'm gonna ask Santa to bring me the year of the Linux desktop
lewd, kink shitpost
good job everyone healyn's face is imprinted in my eyelids now
poster strudel malone
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@fructose_dealer way to roast malone
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@fructose_dealer so essentially what you're saying is that we're post roast malone
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