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@fructose_dealer@radical.town
- wash
- your hands
- pronouns
- they/she/that bitxh
- encryption
- is not a crime
sup bro it's Davey
Mastodon's trash wife 🗑💍
✅ handsome enby goddess 
✅ curable optimist
✅ lactose intolerant pizza delivery driver
✨ Day-vee - don't call me dave ✨
elementary os 💻 
Joined Jun 2019
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if i get 1,420 followers i post my nuts
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I just made an account to say I love Linkin Park
i can neither confirm nor deny being a cinnamon roll
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I want to go to one of those locations that aren't participating.
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@fructose_dealer hey, Davey's back!
boomers will never understand the pain and rage expressed by "lol."
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lewd shitpost
balls are good i don't care what the haters say. they're like scenery for your dick. rolling hills. your dick is the castle
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I've never heard a man described as "dressed to kill". "i'm not too hopeful about these peace talks, look at the president, he's dressed to kill"
my orientation is goal
i simply can't muster any feelings at all about joe biden
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"hooking up" is a form of online gambling
follow me @veryDavie to track my sun badge progress
why is my khan academy password so long...do I think the Russians are going to do my homework for me?
enjoying the money and time I'm saving by only applying makeup to half my face
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sjws want to remove the jiggle physics of my beautiful, beautiful thighs
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genital warts but they're doorbells
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if you're a sex worker with a racecar bed, are you a rideshare driver?
life is unpredictable, kid. always look both ways before crossing a one-way street.
oreos and hotdogs aren't sandwiches for reasons i feel but cannot entirely explain
welcome to: today
population: me, against my will
*to the tune of Sold Out Dates* burnt out brain, math every day
- wash
- your hands
- pronouns
- they/she/that bitxh
- encryption
- is not a crime
sup bro it's Davey
Mastodon's trash wife 🗑💍
✅ handsome enby goddess
✅ curable optimist
✅ lactose intolerant pizza delivery driver
✨ Day-vee - don't call me dave ✨
elementary os 💻
Joined Jun 2019
