Cola OH! @fizzycola@radical.town
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shitposts and sadposts. non-binary and kinda non-sexual (it's complicated) but sometimes lewd and ok with being lewded at. technically a millennial, but an old one.
Joined Apr 2019
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me trying to get people to pay attention to me on mastodon so i'll be less lonely
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the internet has gotten out of hand
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"bon appétit" is french for "bone appetite"
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I AM here to make friends
flavor-blasted goldfish
POLICE STATE
i'm so goddamn lonely
Cola OH!
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the ol ball and chain *gestures to my chain chomp wife*
what if i forget how to breathe while i'm asleep
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there are two wolves inside you. one adores a minuet, the ballet russes, and crepes suzette. the other likes to rock and roll; a hot dog makes it lose control
ahhh fuck!
still thirsty after all these years
i wonder what animal first invented eating another animal. pretty fucked up
Cola OH!
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artists defending copyright are literally tenants defending landlords. except the concentration of intellectual property ownership is somehow even worse than housing
feelings directed at reader
see? bass!
Cola OH!
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gonna become one of those jerkoffs who buys a typewriter
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emulsion
jatsby (jean gatsby)
i want a new name
i'm still alive if anyone's interested
- Sodium
- 10mg
- Potassium
- 90mg
- Caffeine
- 12mg
- Pronouns
- they/them
shitposts and sadposts. non-binary and kinda non-sexual (it's complicated) but sometimes lewd and ok with being lewded at. technically a millennial, but an old one.
Joined Apr 2019
