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me trying to get people to pay attention to me on mastodon so i'll be less lonely

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"bon appétit" is french for "bone appetite"

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the ol ball and chain *gestures to my chain chomp wife*

what if i forget how to breathe while i'm asleep

there are two wolves inside you. one adores a minuet, the ballet russes, and crepes suzette. the other likes to rock and roll; a hot dog makes it lose control

i wonder what animal first invented eating another animal. pretty fucked up

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artists defending copyright are literally tenants defending landlords. except the concentration of intellectual property ownership is somehow even worse than housing

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feelings directed at reader 

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gonna become one of those jerkoffs who buys a typewriter

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