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the internet has gotten out of hand

what if my tongue just keeps growing

"bon appétit" is french for "bone appetite"

I AM here to make friends

for employment purposes, apparently major depression is considered a disability. i have that, but i feel like if i were to call myself disabled, people would think i was full of shit

umm i just pooped blood

hope that's nothing to worry about since i have no insurance right now, lol

holy moly

the driest of mouths

i wish i could leave my cat alone in the bedroom for five minutes without worrying that he's going to eat the pillowcases

i'm sad that the plastic instrument rhythm game fad is over. those were fun

i think all i need is a cable to go from the switch headphone jack to my computer's microphone jack

eve has inspired me. i wanna put up the songs i made with korg gadget. but i gotta figure out a way to record them from the switch

it's parasite eve not parasite steve

i can't get "don't worry be happy" out of my head arrgh

well, i'm bored