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Fantastic Beasts IV: From Fear Through The Eyes Of Basilisk

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mother. tell your children not to walk my way. and as you walk on by. will you call my name don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t you (ba dum ba dum bum) forget about me

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going to start the hashtag to describe the things us Florida white boys like to do

Hello @Glinner. I’m truly glad to see that we have another famous person who I respect and admire on here. There’s just one order of business I need to sort out with you. Can you decide whether you would rather spend the rest of your sorry life as a two-bit amalgamation of every person in the Monty Python crew sans the funny bits, or as a perpetually virginal member of whatever your country’s equivalent of Saturday Night Live is, never judged as being quite entertaining enough to get a sketch all to himself this week? Because right now it seems like you’re trying to be both, and I think it would be easier for all of us if you chose one. or, better yet, if you fucked off entirely and spent the remainder of your days wanking to the media tabs of gender critical 26 year olds.

Thanks,

Your fan, Evan

TedX Boca Raton Lineup, Day 2 

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TedX Boca Raton Lineup 

‪i cant do the thing because i do not have a spotify subscription, i downloaded all my music off soulseek in 2009 like the good lord intended ‬

This is our “CESSOOL”. There’s no “P” in it. Let’s keep it that way

Sensitive Cesspool (This Mastodon) is my favorite Marilyn Manson song

Hell yeah 1000 characters.
One thousand characters...
A thousand? Alright i think i used all of them. Good work

Want your online to become a cesspool? Marry an american woman

I want to go to the real park from annihilation. They sell a special t shirt there...

Mastodon is becoming a cesspool of people dating each other. If you have a need to post these things, please have the decency to denote that they are "sensitive".

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i think it's about time straight people took back the timeline.

Rorschach’s Journal. February 14, 1977. Wasting away again in margaritaville. Searching for my lost shaker of salt.

@evan every day i wake up and open palm slam a ballot into the mailbox. it's marked for hillary and right then and there i start doing the moves along with the main character, hillary clinton

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