going to start the hashtag #FloridaWhiteBoys to describe the things us Florida white boys like to do
@evan michael jackson: (moonwalks towards the pearly gate)
st peter: what hte fuck. what the fuck
In the year 2009 over 30% of all political cartoonists contracted carpal tunnel syndrome, or experienced similar symptoms. The reason? They all tried to draw the same cartoon of Michael Jackson moonwalking into heaven at the same time. and they all went too fast. some even ended up in hospitals. this shit isn’t a joke
@HYPERLINK you pitched an Alvin and the Chipmunks episode in which for no cited reason they attempt to make it safely down an interminable pit in the Earth and fall down, one by one, like a retelling of the Sisyphus myth by Kafka. I just want to know that you're going to be okay?
an episode of alvin and the chipmunks where they are forced to try to venture into a long, dark, deep hole in the middle of the ground. the hole is steep and wide, with craggy and unstable walls. the chipmunks know they have to try to climb to the bottom and keep saying things like "im scared" and "this is so dangerous". eventually, one by one, they fall in
#MastoWave party in a couple weeks at my place. my parents will be out of town. Herman is getting us drinks
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