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under communism, we will all collectively own the libs

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mother. tell your children not to walk my way. and as you walk on by. will you call my name don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t you (ba dum ba dum bum) forget about me

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going to start the hashtag to describe the things us Florida white boys like to do

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here are some songs from Eminem’s Venom soundtrack

-Venom (Music From The Motion Picture)
-The Symbiote Shuffle
-Eddie Brock Freestyle
-Antihero
-Cops and Venom’s
-If I Was A Venom
-Venom (End Credits Rap)

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@KT :'O oh no.....wait before you go, do they bring back those little tiny cheezit gripz crackers you can toss in your mouth

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owning beethoven by performing the moonlight sonata in the middle of the day, and also with a chorus of like 30 frogs

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going to the coochie store, buying two bottles of diet coochie, and driving home

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Work a Ghostbusters quote into convo to signal you recognize some deep lack within

don’t you love it when a toot of yours gets boosted into a part of the fediverse you didn’t know existed?

me: wow the cycle of death is so sad, yet poetic. one day my grandparents will meet their end and I will be very upset, even as I accept the inevitability of this event
also me: then I inherit their guns

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it came to me in a dream; "ghost in the kel" it's like ghost in the shell but kel mitchell plays the cyborg and he's always talking about how much he loves orange soda

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this year's sexiest man alive is gonna be the pillsbury doughboy and people are gonna have a lot of thoughts because nobody's sure if he's actually sexy, a man, or alive

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Do Androids Dream of Electric Beats? (Philip K. Donk remix)

can’t believe they wrote a play about me and it’s called dear evan hansen... @homosexualdalecoopers plays me in it it’s really good

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*crazy town butterfly voice*
john mulaney, john john mulaney

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@evan The trilogy is Canine Major/Molar Vortex/Incisor Commentary

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thinking of writing a trilogy of dystopian YA novels. and the heroine of them? she’s not like other girls

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