Sa(pphic Ho)m(ophile) ⚳ @emberr@radical.town

The Queen did her speech to the nation while wearing green

This has resulted in exactly what you'd expect

(collection of images follows, all showing the Queen photoshopped to be wearing various t-shirts)

furiouscat: it’s like curiouscat but for angry questions only

An interesting thing I'm seeing with the quarantine is the hobbies people are taking up. Knitting, composting, baking, gardening, and generally being more self sufficient. People are reclaiming the direct rewards of their labor. And that owns imo

give em the ole razzle dazzle

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how i make money when everything i touch turns into eggs

Would you participate in a Mastodon quarantine Smash Ultimate tourney?

Please boost for exposure! If this gets a good response I'll plan something and let everyone know when to expect it

yeah I've got a huge stockpile of PPE* why are you asking

*condoms

feeling ok
could be getting pinched and grabbed and groped more rn, just saying.

my ass

[sees girl playing Animal Crossing]
"Ah I love that game. The way those animals just [clenches fist] cross all those frickin streets."

Yeah Yeah Baby Up In Here Yeah Baby Getcha Getcha

bucket hat time

it is warm enough for dresses 💜
spring is coming!

drink some water bitch

stay hydrated asshole

Animal Crossing: Modern Warfare

wow this is so cursed

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*fav*

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I hate it

*boost*

reach into your local pond to find yourself a friend and boy 🐸