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[to the tune of Crane Wife 2]

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you know vodka is good when it comes in a big plastic jug

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lewd, technology 

I shouldn't have to say this please do not fuck your phone

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thinking about collective nouns and getting mad. that shit is all fake. 'did you know a group of ravens is called an unkindness?' shut up. no it isn't. it's just a bunch of ravens. i mean call it that if you want, it's your life, but that is not the 'correct term'. stop putting these questions in pub quizzes

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i take my mask off in public in triumphant protest against the fake 5g covid pandemic, and immediately an sjw presses me against the wall and kisses me passionately on the mouth with full tongue. typical

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‘both sides’ bullshit from labour's biggest tory 

Labour leader Keir Starmer pleads with people to ‘stop chucking bricks at each other’ in trans rights debate
pinknews.co.uk/2020/06/29/keir

Didn't somebody say: “If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.”
Fuck you Kier, for choosing the side of the oppressor.

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shitpost involves racism 

i’m sorry for putting on blackface several times a week for the years 2011-2016. I did not know it was racist at the time so it wasn’t even really my fault.

It's extremely weird to have to write/read C code after mainly using Haskell every day for years

It's like 10am and I'm already about ready to give up on work for the day and just play more Octopath Traveler

I still don't know what the hell I'm doing in academia but it looks like the rest of the world isn't doing too great right now either

I started going to therapy for the first time in my 30 years on this planet and let me tell you folks, it's good.

so much of your experience in grad school is determined by whether your advisor is an asshole or not

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