EggRobo @eggrobo@radical.town

[to the tune of Crane Wife 2]

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I shouldn't have to say this please do not fuck your phone

thinking about collective nouns and getting mad. that shit is all fake. 'did you know a group of ravens is called an unkindness?' shut up. no it isn't. it's just a bunch of ravens. i mean call it that if you want, it's your life, but that is not the 'correct term'. stop putting these questions in pub quizzes

i take my mask off in public in triumphant protest against the fake 5g covid pandemic, and immediately an sjw presses me against the wall and kisses me passionately on the mouth with full tongue. typical

Labour leader Keir Starmer pleads with people to ‘stop chucking bricks at each other’ in trans rights debate
https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/06/29/keir-starmer-trans-rights-gender-recognition-act-bbc-radio-4-today-labour-party/

Didn't somebody say: “If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.”
Fuck you Kier, for choosing the side of the oppressor.

open to die instantly

i’m sorry for putting on blackface several times a week for the years 2011-2016. I did not know it was racist at the time so it wasn’t even really my fault.