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the cat smells bad. he is a smelly cat

cars are bad. I don't want to anymore. one upside of the covid apocalypse is that I haven't had to drive anywhere in ages

staying up late playing Octopath Traveler even though I have a zoom meeting in the morning. what could go wrong

What should I do if I need an exorcism? Can I like book one online? Is it possible to do it with proper social distancing?

I sign my signature with just random scribbles that are different every time and literally no one has ever called me on it

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[to the tune of Crane Wife 2]

my train wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife
my train wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife
my train wiiiiife

you know vodka is good when it comes in a big plastic jug

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lewd, technology 

I shouldn't have to say this please do not fuck your phone

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thinking about collective nouns and getting mad. that shit is all fake. 'did you know a group of ravens is called an unkindness?' shut up. no it isn't. it's just a bunch of ravens. i mean call it that if you want, it's your life, but that is not the 'correct term'. stop putting these questions in pub quizzes

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i take my mask off in public in triumphant protest against the fake 5g covid pandemic, and immediately an sjw presses me against the wall and kisses me passionately on the mouth with full tongue. typical

@setup having my software humiliate me is my fetish

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‘both sides’ bullshit from labour's biggest tory 

Labour leader Keir Starmer pleads with people to ‘stop chucking bricks at each other’ in trans rights debate
pinknews.co.uk/2020/06/29/keir

Didn't somebody say: “If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.”
Fuck you Kier, for choosing the side of the oppressor.

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shitpost involves racism 

i’m sorry for putting on blackface several times a week for the years 2011-2016. I did not know it was racist at the time so it wasn’t even really my fault.

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