DOCTOR, GREETING ME AFTER I WAKE UP FROM A 20 YEAR COMA: Welcome sir, you've been in a coma for 20 years after you fell down 50 flights of stairs into a bomb factory. We've had to do massive prosthesis work on you to keep you alive
ME, LOOKING DOWN TO SEE THE LEFT HALF OF ME IS ALL METAL: Ah fuck this rules doesn't it?
DOCTOR, LOOKING AT HIS CLIPBOARD AND BACK TO ME: It extremely does sir
going absolutely apeshit at the idea of a white person in their 2 million dollar house becoming slightly uncomfortable about the wholesale incarceration of brown people at the border for just trying to fuckin live.
im howlin thinking about how this person may have a very slight uncomfortable questioning of the world and how it works
im pop locking and fully breakdancing thinking about this person being slightly worried about their children are parsing these happenings
@healyn look at this albert einstein lookin motherfucker, you look like a dog fucked a nerd. go eat a leaf.
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