kissed by a bee
Someone should remake Demolition Man as a musical.
I've decided that only straight girls are gay for Tina Fey.
another interview, another dudebro confidently misexplaining how DNS works.
i need to find out who at Microsoft decided that having ClearType on by default was a good idea and snap their neck.
I need more skirts.
"I'm not feeling well and am going to be late to work"
anyone: my boyfr-me: dump him
I dunno what I'll do with gigabit internet. maybe force @dewtroid to stream with me more.
"Old Habits Die Hard" would be a good name for a sister act/die hard crossover film.
my phone keeps autocorecting itachi to hitachi
drake meme, star trek: the motion picture Show more
the nerdiest ass thing I've ever done
I am looking forward to having this sweet boy around soon.
The real MVP of day? The pistachios.
@alana_is_tooting @Feferi I bought this as a poster for @dewtroid
Lotta people on here with really good eyebrows.
Is it weird to have pickle brine in a spray bottle?
My fediverse crush is @dewtroid
Sorry I'm a square.
I'm so boring I had a dream about buying sweet potatoes last night.
A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.