Richard and Morton Koopa
god damn it. at the rap battle again and these fuckers just asked me to jump on stage and rock the mic for the third time this week. i am so sick of jumping on stage and rocking the mic to an adoring audience of stans and haters alike. i fucking hate creating multisyllabic rhymes on the spot and dazzling the onlookers with my verbal skill. i cannot stand making the crowd get on their feet and put their hands in the air. they may not care, but i do.
I Eat Woman’s Pussy Like A Shop Vac: It’s Intense, It’s Reliable, And Every Once In A While Something Goes Wrong And There’s Water All Over The Floor #EddieSmythe
FRASIER: Niles, when will you admit that you're only collecting those things because they remind you of Maris?
NILES: How dare you? There are many reasons why I'd want these slim plastic dolls with oversized heads and dead, black, voidlike eyes- Oh no
DAPHNE: Oh, I remember those were all the craze back home. The boys would line up by the comic store to get their doctor whos. I always found it so pathetic
NILES, MOVING TO THROW AWAY A MINT CONDITION TYLER DURDEN POP: Oh, yes, so trite and childish...
breath of the wild mod where link is healyn, the shrines are weddings you're crashing, and the glider is a giant shirt
these days it seems like we all need something to bring us together... that's why i teamed up with my good friend hans to create a new social media #fossapps which allows you the same capability to post half-baked bullshit as the youtube comment section with the interactivity of warring fiefdoms
#FossApps are just a tool they use to control you... let me state it as a metaphor. They want you to eat Appetizers when you need a full intellectual meal
rise and grind posters lets log into the #cheddarverse
Getting new followers. So I'm gonna do a new #introduction
Magic is real.
Jack Ruby, Sirhan Sirhan and James Earl Ray were all MKUltra manchurian candidates.
Ted Kaczynski is a political prisoner.
You can call me Laser or Jake if we are close
temporarily embarrassed hundredaire
conner, 27, she/her
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