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NYT: oh you like women? but have you considered,,,,,, two (2) women?

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@comradetaylorswift somewhere, Pete Buttigeig is tearing apart an innocent duvet cover with a combat knife

I have a 4 foot Elmo doll and it has no means of holding itself up. So no matter how you place him, it becomes a whole-ass mood.

coconut la croix is like menthol cigarettes in that if you can stand them, you buy them so that no one else will bum them off of you

in a slightly better universe, FOX News would still be a 24 hour news network but it would be live coverage of things foxes are doing

that's me on a scooter
that's me on a push. bike.
reducing my emissions

"this girl is gay right? i mean look at all the houseplants."

pansexuals are those guys who yell at you for washing their cast iron cookware with soap

healyn doing karaoke is an image that pops into my head from time to time

you can stop a tornado by gathering all of your friends and blowing in the opposite way

my girlfriend? you wouldn’t know her, she’s on another instance

senator sanders--is it true that you feel "dudes rock"?

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