Comrade Taylor Swift @comradetaylorswift@radical.town

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a PSA from your friend Taylor:

"Taylor, you can't just call everything you don't like 'a cop'"

Get in the car, we’re seizing the means.

hi friends :)

seattle is this real? is it really happening???

hey how’s everyone handling quarantine oh me? not well

fired from the mike bloomberg campaign for offering an instagram influencer $250 to post a screenshot of mike tweeting “taint smells like a fam”

fired from the andrew yang campaign for failing to get “incel pete” trending

sorry i haven’t been online i got fired from my job on the klobachar social media team for @ tweeting “its klobberin’ time” at 273 new hampshire swing voters

i swear i had never once heard about mustard being an allergen until someone posted about these cookies in a vegan group im in and now its come up in completely different contexts like 6 times this month, is it possible i got bumped from one timeline to another and if so was it the picture of the box of cookies that did it or something before that

logging on to mastodon is like drew barrymore waking up every day in 50 first dates and having to cobble the clues about her life back together. who’s mad at who, who’s canceled, who’s left, who has new name/avi, which of us is married to adam sandler,