Sticky toot
Sticky toot
Sticky toot
Sticky toot
Sticky toot

fired from the mike bloomberg campaign for offering an instagram influencer $250 to post a screenshot of mike tweeting “taint smells like a fam”

Show thread

I find little quite as affirming as the thumbs up from other queer folks

uspol 

@comradetaylorswift fired from the Biden campaign social media team for drawing attention to his latest racist/homophobic/misogynistic "gaffe" by apologizing for it

@nutt @comradetaylorswift fired from the mayor pete campaign for requesting health insurance

fired from the andrew yang campaign for failing to get “incel pete” trending

Show thread

sorry i haven’t been online i got fired from my job on the klobachar social media team for @ tweeting “its klobberin’ time” at 273 new hampshire swing voters

sometimes i log in to all the discourse 100x worse

i swear i had never once heard about mustard being an allergen until someone posted about these cookies in a vegan group im in and now its come up in completely different contexts like 6 times this month, is it possible i got bumped from one timeline to another and if so was it the picture of the box of cookies that did it or something before that

logging on to mastodon is like drew barrymore waking up every day in 50 first dates and having to cobble the clues about her life back together. who’s mad at who, who’s canceled, who’s left, who has new name/avi, which of us is married to adam sandler,

AWOLNATION voice 

gravity does not keep me on this planet, I am stuck to the fediverse with glue and that glue's name is Sel

@comradetaylorswift filing a tps report in full battle rattle, just fucking unloading on an unsuspecting water cooler

NYT: oh you like women? but have you considered,,,,,, two (2) women?

Show thread

@comradetaylorswift somewhere, Pete Buttigeig is tearing apart an innocent duvet cover with a combat knife

I have a 4 foot Elmo doll and it has no means of holding itself up. So no matter how you place him, it becomes a whole-ass mood.

Show more
Radical Town

A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.