@comradetaylorswift @larrydavis while i agree that over zealous hornt tooters have ruined this great nation, i also must sympathize with our founding fathers eugen, being a young German code monkey. My platform would focus on the true chuds and leave the honest, hard working thirsters to their own devices
Uhhh, my number one priority is to put Eugen in a stockade and have people throw tomatoes at him due to his uncontrollable horniness.
Number two, soda in all the drinking fountains.
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