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sometimes i log in to all the discourse 100x worse

i swear i had never once heard about mustard being an allergen until someone posted about these cookies in a vegan group im in and now its come up in completely different contexts like 6 times this month, is it possible i got bumped from one timeline to another and if so was it the picture of the box of cookies that did it or something before that

logging on to mastodon is like drew barrymore waking up every day in 50 first dates and having to cobble the clues about her life back together. who’s mad at who, who’s canceled, who’s left, who has new name/avi, which of us is married to adam sandler,


gravity does not keep me on this planet, I am stuck to the fediverse with glue and that glue's name is Sel

@comradetaylorswift filing a tps report in full battle rattle, just fucking unloading on an unsuspecting water cooler

NYT: oh you like women? but have you considered,,,,,, two (2) women?

@comradetaylorswift somewhere, Pete Buttigeig is tearing apart an innocent duvet cover with a combat knife

I have a 4 foot Elmo doll and it has no means of holding itself up. So no matter how you place him, it becomes a whole-ass mood.

coconut la croix is like menthol cigarettes in that if you can stand them, you buy them so that no one else will bum them off of you

in a slightly better universe, FOX News would still be a 24 hour news network but it would be live coverage of things foxes are doing

that's me on a scooter
that's me on a push. bike.
reducing my emissions

"this girl is gay right? i mean look at all the houseplants."

pansexuals are those guys who yell at you for washing their cast iron cookware with soap

healyn doing karaoke is an image that pops into my head from time to time

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