@citrustwee oh crap we need to tell all the new people the TALE OF CURIOUS GREG, don't we
@citrustwee bottom left is a fine example of the bacon culture hipster
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oh dear I felt like the ghost of the past jumped from its grave and held my throat when I saw this
@citrustwee I did not come here to feel old
@mcmansionhell forgive me... but it had to me done. enough time has passed. the dust has settled. i am now legally allowed to pee on his grave
@citrustwee kids these days have no respect for the dead
@citrustwee ah crap does this make me a troop
no it makes you a narc @binchicken
@citrustwee this gave me an aneurysm
@citrustwee *staring off into the distance wistfully* Vape Ape... Now there's a name I haven't heard in many years....
@dubsteppenwolf *lights cig* they used to call me the phone weasel...
@citrustwee bofa.lol got cornholed right?
@citrustwee wish i understood this deep mastodon lore
@mychemicalromance @citrustwee it all starts with a place called bofa.lol...
no seriously this was an instance for a little while which was enamored in drama when it started, and when it ended
@mychemicalromance *puts sign out on my door* No Newbies Welcome
@citrustwee I'm a boomer (bofa zoomer)
@citrustwee Haha whatever I bet you don't even remember Slam Clam