On dick pics
Look, I like dick... I want to suck one and have one inside me.
But they are fucking ugly things...
Dick pics in general are alright (with permission), but please show a little more than just your dick! Show a bit more leg, that's where I'll be laying while I'm playing with you.
Show off your tum, I'd like to kiss that part of you!
If you're trying to make it look bigger you're failing too! Without the perspective of other things who knows how big you are?
So take nicer dick pics, because while I can admire your girth, it doesn't give me so much to dream about and lust over on a lonely evening.
This isn't a subtoot at anyone in particular, just in general at anyone who takes dick pics like that.
Feel free to send me samples though if you need a second opinion 😏 (I'm opening myself up a lot here...)
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