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I have moved to @MxCraven

Please go follow me there, because I'll miss you if you leave me ;-;

I was so radical, that I popped it.

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This is my crowning achievement in Xonotic. Nothing will beat this.

This took far far too long to do. Please be proud of me.

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If you think I'm cute you should DM me because honestly I'm not *that* scary, and I probably like you...

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If you want to know things about bikes then I am *always* willing to try and help. I don't know everything, in fact I know very little, but I love this sport and activity and mode of transport so much. I want to share it with everyone <3

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On dick pics 

Look, I like dick... I want to suck one and have one inside me.

But they are fucking ugly things...

Dick pics in general are alright (with permission), but please show a little more than just your dick! Show a bit more leg, that's where I'll be laying while I'm playing with you.

Show off your tum, I'd like to kiss that part of you!

If you're trying to make it look bigger you're failing too! Without the perspective of other things who knows how big you are?

So take nicer dick pics, because while I can admire your girth, it doesn't give me so much to dream about and lust over on a lonely evening.

This isn't a subtoot at anyone in particular, just in general at anyone who takes dick pics like that.

Feel free to send me samples though if you need a second opinion 😏 (I'm opening myself up a lot here...)

I have moved to @MxCraven

Please go follow me there, because I'll miss you if you leave me ;-;

I was so radical, that I popped it.

I have moved to @MxCraven

Please go follow me there, because I'll miss you if you leave me ;-;

I was so radical, that I popped it.

Don't care who the new smash character is, but as long as Ivy's happy

- family, suicide 

Might as well just fucking kill myself... I can't live here, and I can't survive on my own... At least diving in front of a truck would be quick.

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- family 

Please get me out of here... Death preferable.

I have thicc legs, but only in comparason to my barely existant everything else

Family, anxiety 

Scared to go out on my bike because my Mum will ask me about it...

Food, class stuff 

Being middle classed in England means picking the mould off the "fancy" bread from Aldi

This is my crowning achievement in Xonotic. Nothing will beat this.

This took far far too long to do. Please be proud of me.

I'm not gonna name and shame here, because I know why it costs this much (hand crafted, hella recycled, semi-custom fit) but still...

There's a reason people have started to say cycling ain't for the poor, and why despite all of Africa using bikes daily you rarely see a black cyclist...

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I ride my bike over 4 hours straight some days and my shorts cost less than a coffee at a swanky place in town...

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