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Intro Part 1 Show more

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Intro Part 2 Show more

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Intro Part 3 Show more

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Funny Kid Things (running list) (#1 - church/graveyard) Show more

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Daily Confessions (Pinned Toot) Show more

That thing where you hear an ABBA song and realize it was sampled in a dance music track (ZokZok no. 3) and you find that and know you've heard it a million times but where??? One of your dance music magazine samplers? A mix CD from a friend? Your ex's record collection? Will listening to it on repeat help you remember?

It's a real "going back to bed sounds nice" Monday. Except if I did that I'd just have the most annoying dreams. They're all reruns. Gotta update my dream service.

Two-word joke about working out when you have acid reflux: Show more

Website accessibility fail Show more

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Apparently the bees around here (yellow-faced bumble bees) like to fly around in the rain? I've never seen so many out at once. I had to head back inside because it seemed like I was disturbing them!

Update! menstrual product + my odd kid (funny, not gross)) Show more

menstrual product + my odd kid (funny, not gross)) Show more

normal bodily function gone mildly wrong Show more

It's hot and our power was out for 45 minutes. Fake summer can fuck right off.

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selfie, ec Show more

Had a dream that our Seattle-Tacoma area mutuals were all in a polycule. Only @AudreyJune and I weren't in it. The polycule was a donut that surrounded us & I guess we were a donut hole?! Also, everyone had yorkies.

Listen, toy makers, there’s no way I’m buying a bouncy house water slide “recommend for ages 3 to 8” - if I can’t use it, why would I put it in my backyard? Do you think I enjoy being taunted by fun I can’t have?

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Parenting Show more

I need someone to build me one of these but it's 5-sided with a pentagram on top. I want to start a coven of witches who perpetually need to sit down.

I just stumbled upon the Liatris genus, which has several species with the common name "Gayfeather"

Bonus: It's native to the US (looks like mostly east of the Mississippi?) and is beneficial to some native moth species!

drink concotion idea for headache relief Show more

stoned thought, military bases, latertoot Show more

I had a dream last night that @burgin came over to borrow a tape-to-tape recorder so she could copy her collection of cassette tapes. but we didn't have such a thing and all i could offer was my old boombox that looked a lot like this:

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Radical Town

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