The hell, why didn't anyone tell me that we apparently discovered tiny tentacle monsters that don't fit in our current classifications?
"Instead, this flagella-waving oddball stands as the first member of its own “supra-kingdom” group, which probably peeled away from the other big branches of life at least a billion years ago."
Yeah sure, it's that or they're aliens.
@cambrian_era Back in my day there were only 5 kingdoms. I can't fap to these SJW redesigns.
@dewtroid It's a tentacle monster. You don't fap to it, it faps you.
@cambrian_era *plugs ears after proclaiming self a classical clade-ist*
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