now that I'm thinking about moving house I'm really beginning to regret purchasing that cursed clown painting

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I'm not kidding. there is a literal cursed clown painting in my possession. the curse is heterosexuality

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I miss when a big tittied switter bot would add me and say, ‘😏 heyyyтупой ублюдок’

Design Tip of the Day: add a wall-mounted fleshlight to your living room to increase your home's property value #LifeHack

Which of these have syntax

proof i look hot today 🍆 🤳 (selfie, ec) 

i told u

it wasn't until i started studying postcolonialism that the opinions europeans have towards americans on social media made sense. you see, during colonialism being a colonist was seen as a high duty, something you did to serve your country. but the europeans who actually went to the colonies were considered lesser people back home because they lived in the colonies. let me explain.

the homeland was gendered as masculine, as male. the colonies were gendered as feminine. they were things to be conquered, taken, plundered for the benefit of the empire. so it follows to europeans that living there meant you were feminine too, that you were less of a man. this is expressed in a lot of ways, especially in how under the spanish caste system in latin america being born in spain granted you more societal power than being a spaniard born in the colonies (criollo)

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this is really the root of european anti-americanism on the whole. to even hate on "americans" as if there's only one nation is fundamentally anti-marxist. there are many nations within the united states most of which are oppressed nations. even in white america the living conditions are closer to the third world than the first.

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*wakes up and stretches with a smile* time to glorify obesity all day long again

so like why do you guys participate in hellthreads. is it a sex thing or

@wintgenstein it's times like these that I wish my sexuality came with slightly higher standards,

@wintgenstein you know what dismays me even more than "this man is attractive to me despite his ahoodiegao"? this man is attractive to me despite his bucket hat

if I replace my skin with brass is that blasphemy (the objectification of the divine) or idolatry (the divinification of the objective)

Excerpts from Mad(e)woman, a book of poetry by A. Leylâ; (mental health, self-image, suggestion of physical harm) 

[...]
i feared the glass

like light
⠀poised to break itself
⠀against a window / pane

like light
⠀(i break myself through glass / my
⠀self / shatter into simpler colors
⠀bloody colors)

like light
⠀(each mirror takes from me a fraction
⠀of myself / somebody thrown back; some / body
⠀bent away.

⠀⠀⠀the rest in / verse)
[...]
⠀⠀only what if i exist
⠀⠀what if only i exist
⠀⠀what if i only exist

what if i exist only
to pull the glass out of
my mo⠀⠀⠀uth
⠀⠀⠀⠀?
[...]
so the mirror bent me back in 2
dimensions / ⠀⠀& the body bends me
back in 3.

[end excerpts]

author's blog: autogalatea.tumblr.com
author's email: autogalatea@gmail.com

you can purchase Mad(e)woman in PDF from the author directly; contact hir via hir email.

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blending the boundaries between We Live in a Society sadposting and flippant shitposting in a dangerous way; touch starvation, toxic masculinity 

fellas is it gay to have skin? because every square inch of me cries out to be touched and I can't bear it I can't bear it I can't bear it, touch me bro

fellas is it gay to fall down turning desperately in the air like a ice dancer looking for a witness

@Jewbacchus @snakeboy snakeboy's dick is permanently coiled in a conical shape like one of those plastic dog poops

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