Rattata is not valid. Pidgey is okay but you're on thin ice

sorry to people without taste or a proper moral feeling in their bodies but it is not okay to be Rattata or Zubat

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the story of Kanto Rt. 22 is a simple one as old as time of a Spearow kicking you're fucking

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if I met a Spearow in real life, I would simply me cago en mis pantalones rapidamente

I am grinding down a trainer's Kakuna with a Pokémon who has 4 HP for that sweet, sweet risk-free XP

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Caterpie and Metapod's gimmick is sucking to fight while also being a joke

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contrariwise, Weedle sucks to fight and is not a joke and Magikarp is a joke but does not suck to fight

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the really fun thing about grinding in Pokémon is that XP totals have jack shit fuck all to do with the resource expenditures you have to make to get them

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have you noticed that Repel Pokémon with confusion moves have terrible XP gains compared to how fucked they leave your team

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Squirtle's early level-up move sequence is homophobic (water starters are gay)

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not marking moves in the main fight screen as physical/special/status was... how to say... a bad design decision to have made

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I understand that screen real estate was not abundant on the GBA but still

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@byttyrs please tell me you're playing the gen 3 remakes and not gen 1

@byttyrs that was because the split didn't happen and type determined physical and special until diamond and pearl

@wintgenstein damn, that somehow is not how it happened in my mental chronology

@byttyrs yeah it seems like a real no brainier of a design decision lol

@byttyrs it's even more frustrating that it was tied to the move type and they didn't tell you anywhere

Like, why is hyper beam physical and why is bite special???

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