calling people by the wrong name but totally implausible names. Hlafgar. the ultimate flex
making people ask you to repeat the totally arbitrary name you call them. making people ask how to pronounce this name you've chosen for them at random
introducing your cis friend: "this is [wrong name]. [wrong pronoun] was born [wrong binary gender] but identifies as [wrong nonbinary gender]"
already regretting this post. should've been "... born [wrong nonbinary gender] but identifies as [wrong binary gender]"
@byttyrs i have a generator for this! assign your cis friends
@byttyrs you seem to have mispronounced bryce youngquist four times, then put it in brackets for some reason?
@bryceyoungquist "This is my friend, Agamenon."
"Agamemnon has this tic where they say Bryce Youngquist."
"[... tone of begrudging acknowledgment that this is technically true] Bryce Youngquist."
@byttyrs "You're name is Usul, which is the strength at the base of the pillar."
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