snakeboy's dick comes with corkscrew and bottle opener attachments, along with a ring of lockpicks
snakeboy's dick has a summer and a winter molt
since @snakeboy is the last of the Boy Triumvirate to not see this thread I feel like I oughta at him
@byttyrs oh i'm glad you did, mads. you're on form, i knew you were the right person for the job
snakeboy's dick is changing its name from Reginald to Sebastian