snakeboy
tarzanboy
cheeseboy
only one of these boys has personally granted me near-exclusive permission to shitpost about his dick
snakeboy's dick comes with corkscrew and bottle opener attachments, along with a ring of lockpicks
snakeboy's dick has a summer and a winter molt
snakeboy's dick is changing its name from Reginald to Sebastian
snakeboy's dick has a terabyte of storage and its own mp3 collection
snakeboy's dick always lands on its balls
when snakeboy thinks with his dick, it tells him to invest in real estate
since @snakeboy is the last of the Boy Triumvirate to not see this thread I feel like I oughta at him
@gdkar puzzling over this intently rn
context
@byttyrs "Bluetooth Low Energy" ( a bluetooth profile ) OR "Big [ something starting with an L ] Energy"
@byttyrs oh i'm glad you did, mads. you're on form, i knew you were the right person for the job
snakeboy's dick got Bluetooth