you cannot make moustaches or mullets valid. I refuse
@byttyrs pencil mustaches on drag kings, actually, are good and valid
@velexiraptor thank you queen... I forgot...
@byttyrs no fucking way, no how
@byttyrs this is why my fursona doesn't have one
he's got the beard but no stache
@byttyrs but that's mostly because a full beard-stache combo would look weird on a snout imho (in my himbo opinion)
on humans, and all-in-one looks pretty great
@Bruzer if it's got a beard with it's just a beard component
@byttyrs wow, Gomez Addams really is the exception to every rule
@byttyrs Im (obviously) with you on mullets but mustaches?
Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, Sam Elliott all disagree
@ItsJenNotGabby jen, these are at this point stereotypical *young grandmother* celebrity crushes
@byttyrs Fine. Tom Hardy in Bronson is eminently fuckable
@ItsJenNotGabby ... despite the lack of a beard, yes
lots of people are still attractive despite making bad grooming decisions
@byttyrs it's a good thing I don't give a shit about being valid
@tarzanboy I respect the shit out of that
@byttyrs moustaches are as good as beards with no moustaches are bad, and there is NO HAIR CRIME WORSE THAN THOSE
@Louisa beards are better with moustaches but a beard with no moustache is fine. however, if there can be no beard, the upper lip should also be bare
@byttyrs I am so viscerally turned off by the Abraham Lincoln beard it's overshadowing everything else for me
@byttyrs i probably could
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