you cannot make moustaches or mullets valid. I refuse

@byttyrs pencil mustaches on drag kings, actually, are good and valid

@byttyrs this is why my fursona doesn't have one

he's got the beard but no stache

@byttyrs but that's mostly because a full beard-stache combo would look weird on a snout imho (in my himbo opinion)

on humans, and all-in-one looks pretty great

@byttyrs wow, Gomez Addams really is the exception to every rule

@byttyrs Im (obviously) with you on mullets but mustaches?
Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, Sam Elliott all disagree

@ItsJenNotGabby jen, these are at this point stereotypical *young grandmother* celebrity crushes

@byttyrs Fine. Tom Hardy in Bronson is eminently fuckable

@ItsJenNotGabby ... despite the lack of a beard, yes

lots of people are still attractive despite making bad grooming decisions

@ItsJenNotGabby @byttyrs gotta agree with Jen again. There has been many mustache crimes, but done well they are powerful

@byttyrs it's a good thing I don't give a shit about being valid

@byttyrs moustaches are as good as beards with no moustaches are bad, and there is NO HAIR CRIME WORSE THAN THOSE

@Louisa beards are better with moustaches but a beard with no moustache is fine. however, if there can be no beard, the upper lip should also be bare

@byttyrs I am so viscerally turned off by the Abraham Lincoln beard it's overshadowing everything else for me

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