Mads "Out of Service" Viande @byttyrs@radical.town
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- cinaeda et fellatrix
Like bitters, the bitter cocktail ingredient, but ~femynyst~
Communist bi trans wombyn*, she/her, 27. [*: I'm trans, as in 6mg of estradiol/day, not a TERF.] My old account is @byttyrs.
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Officially Certified™ to make posts about snake boy's dick
you probably don't need my blessing to do or enjoy anything. you don't need to impress me. I have strong opinions but almost none of them matter. I would really prefer that you keep that in mind in my replies
Joined Jun 2019
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Signs and Portents, a Poem
http://madsvian.de/poetry/SignsAndPortents.html
Content Warnings: parental abuse, meat.
I think this poem (FKA Any Port and the Storm, FKA Shelter in Place) might finally be done. I'd love it if you gave it a read!
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the power I have to pivot to adorable 90s femme with a jaw-length wavy bob DIRECTLY from combed-back tiny napebun fuccboi butch in a snapback is immense, and I intend to use it as irresponsibly as possible
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Daddy, Please (#cover of #TwoHeadedBoy Pt. II by #NeutralMilkHotel cover)
sung by me myself and I, #aCapella, three-part #harmony #MastoMonday
this is the third version of this track I'm posting today sibs!!!
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bed empty no thots
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@wintgenstein it's times like these that I wish my sexuality came with slightly higher standards,
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@wintgenstein you know what dismays me even more than "this man is attractive to me despite his ahoodiegao"? this man is attractive to me despite his bucket hat
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if I replace my skin with brass is that blasphemy (the objectification of the divine) or idolatry (the divinification of the objective)
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Excerpts from Mad(e)woman, a book of poetry by A. Leylâ; (mental health, self-image, suggestion of physical harm)
[...]
i feared the glass
like light
⠀poised to break itself
⠀against a window / pane
like light
⠀(i break myself through glass / my
⠀self / shatter into simpler colors
⠀bloody colors)
like light
⠀(each mirror takes from me a fraction
⠀of myself / somebody thrown back; some / body
⠀bent away.
⠀⠀⠀the rest in / verse)
[...]
⠀⠀only what if i exist
⠀⠀what if only i exist
⠀⠀what if i only exist
what if i exist only
to pull the glass out of
my mo⠀⠀⠀uth
⠀⠀⠀⠀?
[...]
so the mirror bent me back in 2
dimensions / ⠀⠀& the body bends me
back in 3.
[end excerpts]
author's blog: autogalatea.tumblr.com
author's email: autogalatea@gmail.com
you can purchase Mad(e)woman in PDF from the author directly; contact hir via hir email.
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blending the boundaries between We Live in a Society sadposting and flippant shitposting in a dangerous way; touch starvation, toxic masculinity
fellas is it gay to have skin? because every square inch of me cries out to be touched and I can't bear it I can't bear it I can't bear it, touch me bro
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fellas is it gay to fall down turning desperately in the air like a ice dancer looking for a witness
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@Jewbacchus @snakeboy snakeboy's dick is permanently coiled in a conical shape like one of those plastic dog poops
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i wanna be like "how come more of you don't post about my dick huh??" due to loving attention but in reality the list of who is allowed to post about my dick is small and exclusive (like my dick)
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@Jewbacchus the list:
1) Mads
2) Probably some others, yet to be confirmed
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can't believe I'm Officially™ licensed to post about Snakeboy's dick
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@byttyrs oh i'm glad you did, mads. you're on form, i knew you were the right person for the job
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when snakeboy thinks with his dick, it tells him to invest in real estate
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snakeboy's dick always lands on its balls
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snakeboy's dick has a terabyte of storage and its own mp3 collection
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snakeboy's dick is changing its name from Reginald to Sebastian
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snakeboy's dick has a summer and a winter molt
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snakeboy
tarzanboy
cheeseboy
only one of these boys has personally granted me near-exclusive permission to shitpost about his dick
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snakeboy's dick comes with corkscrew and bottle opener attachments, along with a ring of lockpicks
- magna
- cinaeda et fellatrix
Like bitters, the bitter cocktail ingredient, but ~femynyst~
Communist bi trans wombyn*, she/her, 27. [*: I'm trans, as in 6mg of estradiol/day, not a TERF.] My old account is @byttyrs.
Don't follow if you're under 18. Boost my selfies but exercise discretion boosting posts on personal/sensitive subjects.
Officially Certified™ to make posts about snake boy's dick
you probably don't need my blessing to do or enjoy anything. you don't need to impress me. I have strong opinions but almost none of them matter. I would really prefer that you keep that in mind in my replies
Joined Jun 2019
